Read Before Purchasing
I asked the question on Crackbook If you came with instructions what would they say? and here are the answers:
D:Be nice or I’ll kill you.
Teri: Be kind.
Gemini: Warning Not as sweet as it looks… 😉
Tracy: Warning! May explode without notice!!
Barb: Handle with care. Lifetime warranty (does not cover defects). 😛
Mr. Fab: Handle with care. More delicate than would appear.
NYC Watchdog: Feed once a day. Do not machine wash. Cuddle hourly.
And here are ones I’d consider for my manual:
Caution: Some parts are larger than they appear.
Warning: May change mind in any given moment.
If you didn’t get to play (you really should check out my questions from now on) then what would yours be?
Don’t forget the newest question HERE!