Read Before Purchasing
I asked the question on Crackbook If you came with instructions what would they say? and here are the answers:
D:Be nice or I’ll kill you.
Teri: Be kind.
Gemini: Warning Not as sweet as it looks… 😉
Tracy: Warning! May explode without notice!!
Barb: Handle with care. Lifetime warranty (does not cover defects). 😛
Mr. Fab: Handle with care. More delicate than would appear.
NYC Watchdog: Feed once a day. Do not machine wash. Cuddle hourly.
And here are ones I’d consider for my manual:
Caution: Some parts are larger than they appear.
Warning: May change mind in any given moment.
If you didn’t get to play (you really should check out my questions from now on) then what would yours be?
Don’t forget the newest question HERE!
themuttprincess
October 11, 2007 at 10:13 amInconsistantly difficult but sweet as pie.
Maureen
October 11, 2007 at 10:33 amJust be yourself!
Warning: may be optimistic & naive, but is that really a problem?
Mr. Fabulous
October 11, 2007 at 12:43 pmI hope no one tears my tag off…
Slick
October 11, 2007 at 1:33 pmThis specimen requires oral sex 6 days a week or at least one home cooked meal a day.
Let me know if they’re are any buyers, Robin!
Robin
October 11, 2007 at 1:57 pmTMP – If only these could be on the back of the package before purchase.
Maureen – Only if someone takes advantage of it.
Mr. Fab – That would be bad.
Slick – Not the product for me…or at least not anymore.
themuttprincess
October 11, 2007 at 3:25 pmWouldn’t that solve a lot of heart ache and headaches in life?