Drunk IMing Avitable

This was from an IM conversation from a while ago, I was waiting for Avitable to post it but he’s too busy playing with himself so I’ll do it.

Robin: I am fine
No, seriously
I am NOT drunk
Maybe buzzed, but only a little
and I’m not going to show my boobs…much
At least not to you
Ok maybe….
I’ll have to think about it
or have another drink
What is on tv?
I’m not buying it
I don’t care what they are doing
Fuck you
And the donkey you rode in on
You are a whore
A little whore and you give it away for free
Ok you give it away for a sandwhich
Or a sundae
maybe just a marachino cherry
Bitch
Slut
Whatever, fine…be like that
You are not fun
funny i mean
Poop head
I don’t care what you think
I’m gonna take you down and make you pay
for my beer
s
I need to lay down
Bitch
Avi: who’s a bitch? Me?
Robin: Yes, you are a bitch…bitch
Avi: why’s that?
you been drinking?
Robin:maybe
Avi: you should get on a webcam and show me how drunk you are
Robin: i’ve already sent pics to fab, heather and heather
from my phone
Avi: where are my pics????
jeez. I feel left out.
Robin: i didn’t have your cell
Avi: [his cell]
unbelievable
i see how it is.
Robin: i left them drunk vms too
Avi: hahahah
you were hanging out with Gemini?
Robin: not anymore
Avi: what did you drink?
Robin: 3 martinis
now a beer
Avi: very nice
Robin: I’m not an easy drunk
not too easy
Avi: no?
Robin: i try not to be but it happens sometimes
Avi: c’mon – aren’t you always easy?
Robin: well…..
kinda
Avi: hahah
Robin: alcholo makes things easier
Avi: yup
Robin: some things harder
sometimes the things that are harder are good but some are not
Avi: hehe
what’s a good harder thing?
Robin: hmmmmmmm
peeeeeeeeeeeenis?
Avi: your penis gets harder when you drink?
Robin: sometimes
but after too many it goes away
Avi: hahahah
yup
Robin: i could write a book
Avi: i’m sure!
Robin: it would be called….
The ARt of the Drunken Dial
Avi: hehe
then, you could do the art of the blowjob after that
Robin: YES
Avi: i’m waiting for you to text me and send me some pics
Robin: that’s what i said
i’m gonna
i swear
Avi: yeah, yeah
iar
liar
Robin: liar liar pants on fire
Avi: that’s the best you got?
Robin: nooooo
i’m with company
Avi: hahahaha
ok
Robin: i sent you something to that number
Avi: you sure?
Robin: um
i think
Avi: i think you sent it to the wrong number
nice going
Robin: crap!
well that’s not good
it’s the right number, i can’t count
can count
i sent a picture
Avi: hm
well, maybe it will eventually get here
usually my texts arrive instantaneously
Robin: sent a text
Avi: well, i got that!
Robin:
Avi: hehe

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