This was from an IM conversation from a while ago, I was waiting for Avitable to post it but he’s too busy playing with himself so I’ll do it.
Robin: I am fine
I am NOT drunk
Maybe buzzed, but only a little
and I’m not going to show my boobs…much
At least not to you
I’ll have to think about it
or have another drink
What is on tv?
I’m not buying it
I don’t care what they are doing
And the donkey you rode in on
You are a whore
A little whore and you give it away for free
Ok you give it away for a sandwhich
Or a sundae
maybe just a marachino cherry
Whatever, fine…be like that
You are not fun
funny i mean
I don’t care what you think
I’m gonna take you down and make you pay
for my beer
I need to lay down
Avi: who’s a bitch? Me?
Robin: Yes, you are a bitch…bitch
Avi: why’s that?
you been drinking?
Avi: you should get on a webcam and show me how drunk you are
Robin: i’ve already sent pics to fab, heather and heather
from my phone
Avi: where are my pics????
jeez. I feel left out.
Robin: i didn’t have your cell
Avi: [his cell]
i see how it is.
Robin: i left them drunk vms too
you were hanging out with Gemini?
Robin: not anymore
Avi: what did you drink?
Robin: 3 martinis
now a beer
Avi: very nice
Robin: I’m not an easy drunk
not too easy
Robin: i try not to be but it happens sometimes
Avi: c’mon – aren’t you always easy?
Robin: alcholo makes things easier
Robin: some things harder
sometimes the things that are harder are good but some are not
what’s a good harder thing?
Avi: your penis gets harder when you drink?
but after too many it goes away
Robin: i could write a book
Avi: i’m sure!
Robin: it would be called….
The ARt of the Drunken Dial
then, you could do the art of the blowjob after that
Avi: i’m waiting for you to text me and send me some pics
Robin: that’s what i said
Avi: yeah, yeah
Robin: liar liar pants on fire
Avi: that’s the best you got?
i’m with company
Robin: i sent you something to that number
Avi: you sure?
Avi: i think you sent it to the wrong number
well that’s not good
it’s the right number, i can’t count
i sent a picture
well, maybe it will eventually get here
usually my texts arrive instantaneously
Robin: sent a text
Avi: well, i got that!