Coffee Stain

I can’t wear white. Not because I’m not virginal but because I will always spill something on it. Always. I look down this morning and I had nearly poured coffee down my white shirt. Good thing I happened to have another shirt with me but fuck. This is why I don’t buy white shirts!!


  1. themuttprincess

    September 13, 2007 at 8:50 am

    I understand completely. Never fails.

  2. heather(anne)

    September 13, 2007 at 10:57 am

    I bought a new Ohio State shirt a couple of weeks ago for football season and it’s mostly white (the one in my crackbook profile pic). The very first time I wore it, as I was getting ready to go to the sports bar to watch the game, I got two splatters of make-up on it. Then, I tried to use my Tide to Go but I didn’t shake it enough and I ended up with two pink spots on the shirt all day. But it all came out in the wash.

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