Coffee Stain

I can’t wear white. Not because I’m not virginal but because I will always spill something on it. Always. I look down this morning and I had nearly poured coffee down my white shirt. Good thing I happened to have another shirt with me but […]

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Damn Traffic

I have a video that I need you all to take a moment to watch. Not only is this video made by my little brother but it’s a surprisingly good video. It’s more than a good video, it’s a fucking great video. This coming from […]

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Allergic to Consciousness

I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hours. I tried to find out what sort of allergy I had but finally came to the conclusion that it must be an allergy to consciousness. — James Thurber

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