What would you do if…
you found a dead rabbit in your living room? I’d wonder which woman I slept with and then dumped recently.
you moved to a different country on the day of your graduation? I’d wonder how I went back a decade.
you ran out of battery for light in a savannah at night? Dance naked, wouldn’t you?
you clicked 100 copies to be printed from the computer? I’d blame someone else and run for cover.
you knocked a telephone pole against your house with a truck? Read above answer.
you received a sewer rat as a birthday present? I’d email Avitable and tell him that it wasn’t funny, especially not the 4th time.
you only have 500 dollars and you needed to pay the rent? I’d hit the street corner and up my price for the night.
your computer froze when the dowload time reached 99% on a slow comp? I’d throw my laptop out the window and then blame Erik as I do for everything.
you lost the phone number of the company that hired you? Call 411 or just go back to the streets.
your christmas trip back home was delayed for 72 hours? I’d realize I don’t celebrate Christmas and say oh well.
your music device (mp3’s etc) ran out of battery just as you got bored? I’d start singing to myself some annoying song to piss others off.
youre street was blocked, would you park your car in a dark alley? I sure hope there are no dark alleys where I live, that would be strange.
your valet driver stole your car? I’d laugh because now I was off the hook about the dead body in the trunk.
stepped on a muddy puddle on your way to an important meeting? I’d tell them it’s the new look because JLo says it’s cool.
I hope you all enjoyed my side of the Boobage War but I don’t think I won. I’m ok with that because I know you all appreciate The Wonder Twins and that’s what really matters. Here is a mini-recap.
More pictures can be found on my Flickr site and you haven’t seen the last of them. They do need a break however so you’ll have to put up with only wit and sarcasm for a while.
Also, if there is anyone who wants to Friend me on Crackbook I’d love more friends to poke :thumbsup: