My Bagel Dealers

A bagel is a doughnut with the sin removed. ~George Rosenbaum

I’m quite blessed. I’ve been given a second delivery of bagel love and I am bursting with pleasure. I received a box that contained 18 bagels, 4 tubs of cream cheese and a bushel of ground coffee šŸ˜€ The bagel flavors appear to be plain, onion, garlic, sesame, pumpernickle, marble and more. The cream cheese flavors are plain, veggie, bacon and cinnamon/raisin.

This marvelous gift was bestowed upon Erik and I by the illustrious Mr. Fabulous and Heather Anne. Why? Do they need a reason?? Can’t we just be worthy of bagel love? It’s not like they are my bagel dealers or something. I swear I don’t have a problem! I can stop anytime.

Ok, so sometimes I give special favors for a garlic bagel but that’s normal and I’m not going to apologize for that. I’m sure I’m not the only one to wake up in a strange place with cream cheese on my mouth and crumbs on my shirt.

I am one lucky girl :robin:


Don’t forget to vote for me, I need major votes but I appreciate all the help yesterday!

  1. Avitable

    August 31, 2007 at 10:34 am

    Nobody fucking sends me bagels.

  2. themuttprincess

    August 31, 2007 at 11:38 am

    Bagels are the new crack . Watch out. One bite and you are hooked.

  3. Heather B

    August 31, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    I need to see my dealer soon, it’s such an ugly sight to see me go through my withdrawels

  4. Mr. Fabulous

    August 31, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    Wow…I graduated from “Blame the nightmares on him” to “The Justin Timberlake of Blogging”? Sweet! Hey, we are glad you are enjoying them. Please feel free to think of us both when they are going in AND coming out.

    And Avitable, you whiny bastard, I sent you 87 pounds of Drake’s snacks a few months ago. Greedy sod.

  5. Robin

    August 31, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    Avi – Well stop by and I’ll make you one!

    TMP – Seriously…they lead to prostitution and crime.

    HeatherB – I know…night sweats, shakes and begging for sweet death.

    Mr. Fab – Well I already thought of you guys in that way. Plus, I love a guy who uses British slang…so sexy :love:

  6. heather(anne)

    August 31, 2007 at 2:27 pm

    You do understand that we expect favors in return, right?

  7. Robin

    August 31, 2007 at 2:32 pm

    Well of course, that was a given.

  8. themuttprincess

    August 31, 2007 at 2:34 pm

    I believe instead of 12 steps for blogging we may have to really think about saving the world from Bagels. Let me know after you hit rock bottom. I will be there for you friend.

  9. brenna

    August 31, 2007 at 10:33 pm

    ooo bagels. You made my mouth water. *L*

  10. jane

    September 1, 2007 at 3:41 am

    Wow, you are lucky & obviously loved, too. :heartbeat:

  11. Robin

    September 1, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    TMP – Sadly I really need to cut this stuff out…it makes me really sick. I do love it though.

    Brenna – I know I want another one.

    Jane – I know it!

  12. Robin

    September 1, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    WHY DON’T THE LINES SEPARATE?!?!?! :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

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