There once was a bar but it was hidden away in Fitchburg away from most college students.Ã‚Â It wasn’t as hip as the other bars or as popular.Ã‚Â Then one day a 21 year old girl was taken there for her first time and knew right away this was the place for her.
That night she drank and she drank and she drank with her friends but still didn’t feel drunk.Ã‚Â She ordered another beer and waited for drunkeness to kick in but it still didn’t.Ã‚Â At the end of the night she stepped out of the bar and was hit with the strongest wave of intoxication.Ã‚Â She realized the bar was magical.
So she continued to go back all through her college years and introduced the bar to all her friends who also came to love the bar as their own.Ã‚Â It might not have been the prettiest bar or the closest bar but there was always room to sit.
She had many fond memories there such as the time she took home a bartender or the time she got up on top of the bar.Ã‚Â The time she realized that LIITs would get her drunk much quicker and the time she learned that mixing beer with shots wasn’t the smartest idea she ever had.
Even after she moved away she still came back to Stooges when she could because it was where everyone knew her
name breasts.Ã‚Â She knew whenever she visited that Pete (the owner) would give a round of Electric Kamakaze shots and that was good.Ã‚Â She knew the beer would flow, the music would play and the girls would kiss.
The world was as it should be and she was drunk.
I’m off to my college bar tonight and a drunk dial might happen but I can’t guarantee anything.Ã‚Â I can be pretty sure pictures will be taken and scenes will be made.Ã‚Â If you are nearby and want to join in just know…I warned you ahead of time.Ã‚Â