Watch Out For The Lesbian

I always tell people I’m queer right away. Because if you’re really smart about it, you can get the whole row on the plane. ‘I swear to God, sir, I’m a lesbian. If you don’t move, I’ll touch your wife during the movie. — Suzanne Westenhoefer

  1. themuttprincess

    July 16, 2007 at 11:21 am

    I wish that would work. My luck is that they would be into that kinda stuff.

  2. Geeky Dragon Girl

    July 16, 2007 at 1:16 pm

    Ha! Yeah I agree with MuttPrincess. He’d probably be all, “Oh yeah? Promise? Can I watch?”

  3. Robin

    July 16, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    TMP – Be careful when you go off to the bathroom :whistle:

    Heather B – I thought you’d like it.

  4. themuttprincess

    July 16, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    I know.

    Then again I have had women try to molest me there. Seriously.

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