Drunk Dial Anyone?

  • It’s Friday and I’m particularly happy this week.  We’re down 2 admins out of the usual 4 this week which means me and the other admin here have to make up for their work.  I’m used to my workload and I don’t like more, but that’s just me.
  • I basically cover people’s asses for a living.  I’m starting to think my new tittle should be Ass Coverer because I pretty much make sure everyone else gets their jobs done.
  • I’m going out with Gemini tonight for some :martini: (or Guiness in her case) and I’m going to drink the week away.  Anyone interested in a drunken dial?  Thing is, you have to promise not to answer if I call because I have a phone phobia.  It works best if you have Verizon wireless.
  • I don’t handle stress well, can you tell? :twitchy:
  • I’m listening to an audio book by Ellen Degeneres right now and I can say that it really calms me down for my stressful drive home.  I wonder how much I’d have to pay her to sit next to me and talk to me everyday when I’m in my car.
  • I’d give her weekends off of course so she could have a life.
  • I suppose it would work ok by cell phone but mine cuts out sometimes.
  • You know, every once and a while I swear a cookie saves the day or at least my day.
  • I’m trying on the dress that I believe may be The One today during my lunch, I’m very excited.  The place is so close I can walk to it!  If you haven’t seen a picture of it yet I can email it to you if you want.

  1. Geeky Dragon Girl

    July 13, 2007 at 11:58 am

    Ellen rocks. I love her personality. She’s so down-to-earth and most people can relate to at least one of her numerous tangents.

  2. Robin

    July 13, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    I love when she meets god, that was so funny. I can listen to that over and over again :lmao:

  3. Heather B

    July 13, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    you can give me a drunken dial, as long as you give me your # before hand so i know its you and no not to answer….that’s if you can handle my drunken txt msg lol

  4. Angel

    July 13, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    I love Ellen!! Her voice does have kind of a calming quality, now that I think about it. I really love her talk show, but I don’t watch it very often, maybe once every three months.

    Also, when I click on my name in the sidebar it takes me to someone else’s blog. I updated my profile, but it didn’t change…so for some reason, my name is linked to a blog by someone else named Angel, but it isn’t me. :lmao:

  5. Kentucky Girl

    July 13, 2007 at 12:26 pm

    I. Love. Ellen. I would marry her if I were a lesbian.

    Have a fun night out, tonight! Don’t get too blotto! :avi:

  6. greg t

    July 13, 2007 at 12:52 pm

    My cell will be off after 5 pm tonight and would love a drunk dial. Email me for the 617 area code number. I hate people that drive also… Greg

  7. themuttprincess

    July 13, 2007 at 2:14 pm

    I can not wait to hear how the dress works out!

    And I am EXPECTING a drunk call tonight. At the very least a text.

  8. heather(anne)

    July 13, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    You have to drunk dial me. I have Verizon. And, as you know, I have a phone phobia too. Can you imagine how awkward our conversation would be? :lmao: So you HAVE to call.

  9. Gemini

    July 13, 2007 at 9:48 pm


    hey Mr. Fab did you like the pictures we sent to you? :robin:

  10. Robin

    July 13, 2007 at 10:05 pm

    I want to know if they got the voice mails.

  11. Mr. Fabulous

    July 14, 2007 at 8:51 am

    I greatly enjoyed both the drunk dial and the pictures. I just wish the pics had been more revealing. Mrs. Fab enjoyed them as well although, as I explained, she thought y’all were wusses for not showing some skin :fab:

  12. Robin

    July 14, 2007 at 8:52 am

    I wasn’t drunk enough to show skin.

  13. Mr. Fabulous

    July 14, 2007 at 9:01 am

    Well, even with no skin, they were magnificent.

  14. Mr. Fabulous

    July 14, 2007 at 9:13 am

    Well…you didn’t really have anything to do with them. It’s like with Spiderman or Green Lantern, they are your superpower. You just have them.

    And remember, with great power comes great responsibility :fab:

  15. Robin

    July 14, 2007 at 9:20 am

    The responsibility to share them as much as possible :robin:

  16. Avitable

    July 14, 2007 at 9:20 am

    That was a nice picture! :avi:

  17. Robin

    July 14, 2007 at 9:23 am

    They are fun to photograph.

  18. Mr. Fabulous

    July 14, 2007 at 9:25 am

    Perhaps, but always use them for good, never for evil. And safeguard them well. I would hate to think what would happen if the Wonder Twins fell into the wrong hands :fab:

  19. Robin

    July 14, 2007 at 9:29 am

    Evil? Such as using them to lure younger men or to rob a bank?

  20. Mr. Fabulous

    July 14, 2007 at 9:30 am

    Precisely. You can do ANYTHING with those things!

  21. Robin

    July 14, 2007 at 9:32 am

    I do need a new toaster, maybe I’ll use them at Bed, Bath and Beyond 👿

  22. Janet

    July 14, 2007 at 10:03 am

    Sounds like you had a lot fun. What happened with the dress?

  23. Robin

    July 14, 2007 at 10:11 am

    I posed it privately on here and also put it on Facebook.

  24. metalmom

    July 14, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    If your title were changed to “Ass coverer” wouldn’t that make your title “PANTIES”? :confused:

  25. cheri

    July 16, 2007 at 1:02 pm

    I’d love to see a picture of the dress if you don’t mind emailing it to me! Thanks!

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