He’s Fabbing Fuckulous!

Mr. Fabulous has finally won the Comment Contest as every month so far he has somehow fallen short. As I told him the other day, he’s the Susan Lucci of bloggers but he’s finally succeeded so let’s give it up to him! I mean clap, keep your undies on ladies :eyebrow:

So when I researched Mr. Fabulous I learned (via picking through his trash and video taping in his bathroom) that there is a lot more to him than meets the eye. I found out a lot though, he goes through quite a few tissues but I’m sure he’d claim he has “allergies.” HMr. FABulouse also has quite the collection of blow up dolls and sits them around the table at dinner time.

Although I bet you didn’t know that Fab has a super secret life that involves going to a “bar” called Mike Hawk’s Tavern and when I peaked in I noticed a few leather straps hanging from the wall. I wasn’t allowed in though, they said I didn’t have the right equipment :dunno:

On another background check I found out he made an adult film once called They Call Him “Stunt Cock” and apparently that is what stopped him from running for office. Mr. Fabulous is not a fan of Jelly Bellys, I believe the kind of Jelly Belly you like says a lot about who you are and I guess it means he isn’t easy to please.

Lastly I overheard him using a pickup line on some dude on the street by saying “I have a shirtless George Clooney in the back of my van. Would you like to meet him?” He’s quite slick that Fab, wach out for him. All that lovin is gonna get him locked up one of these days.

And with a little help from the boys here he is :fab:

  1. Avitable

    July 2, 2007 at 8:47 am

    For Fab? I think I’d have to go with D.


  2. Mr. Fabulous

    July 2, 2007 at 9:03 am

    I concur with monkey boy. D is my favorite.

    And now that I have finally won the comment contest, I never have to come back here.

  3. Robin

    July 2, 2007 at 11:39 am

    I updated the smilie, now you never have to return.

    I would however love it if you actually read what I wrote about you and noted the weemee. I didn’t just pull it out of my ass you know :poke:

  4. Mr. Fabulous

    July 2, 2007 at 2:16 pm

    Of course I read what you wrote about me. I love my clipping! I love the picture and I love the smilie. However, I don’t know what a weemee is.

    I know what a weewee is….

  5. cheri

    July 2, 2007 at 4:08 pm

    There’s a contest! Damn I miss everything!!

  6. themuttprincess

    July 2, 2007 at 6:01 pm

    :fab: Congrats!!!

    WOO HOO!!!

    Stunt Cock.. Where do I get that???

  7. Mr. Fabulous

    July 2, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    Everybody wants a piece of the stuntcock… :fab:

  8. Gemini

    July 2, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    :fab: your little guy has got me all hot!

    I too would like to see the Stuntcock!!!!

    (the movie that is!)

  9. themuttprincess

    July 2, 2007 at 9:10 pm

    :fab: How could they NOT? THat is the real question.

    What kind of stunts does it do????

  10. heather(anne)

    July 2, 2007 at 10:53 pm

    :fab: He is fabulous, isn’t he?

  11. Angel

    July 2, 2007 at 11:20 pm

    Great job Mr. Fabulous…you are so fabulous!!! Robin, I read it all, and I laughed my ass off. I want to see his stunt-cock. LMAO!!

  12. Mr. Fabulous

    July 3, 2007 at 4:03 am

    Well, ladies, that was when I was a much younger man. I have had to retire the stuntcock. Now I just have a regular cock. Much less impressive…

  13. Mr. Fabulous

    July 3, 2007 at 7:04 am

    Hey! I just realized that the hat I am wearing in your little picture there makes me look gay.

  14. Robin

    July 3, 2007 at 7:59 am

    Glad you enjoyed, it was a very enjoyable piece to write. Yes Fab, that is kind of a gay outfit but I would think the skirt was more gay than the hat.

  15. Mr. Fabulous

    July 3, 2007 at 8:34 am

    No, I wear skirts like that all the time.

  16. themuttprincess

    July 3, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    I think the skirt is too much.

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