Nobody Wins

You guys really disappointed me with yesterdays pop quiz. Am I really that much of a mystery? Nobody, but the man who has lived with me for 4 years, got higher than 3.

I once dressed as a refrigerator for Halloween (True) – it was my mother’s idea I think and I don’t believe there are any pictures that I know of. At least I hope this is true, maybe it was just a nightmare.
Someone once took a dump in my closet (True) – it was my first house party with my parents away. We still don’t know who did it and believe it or not they went on my prom dress :yuck:
I cried after my first kiss (False) – I did not cry but when a guy tried to kiss me for the first time I think I turned away horrified or something.
I had sex in a Burger King bathroom (False) – I’ve barely had any sex in public I’m sad to say but I will say I got this idea from someone I know…I won’t say who :secret:
I have a phobia of the phone (True) – This one was easy people, I’ve mentioned this several times.
I was offered a job as a bra model when I was 16 (False) – I was still recovering from my reduction at the time, they were kind of deformed at that time.
I died my hair blonde once (False) – NEVER! I’m proud to be a brunette!!
I have a sleep disorder (True) – Nobody should know this better than Ahmoo (and of course Gemini who’s witnessed it) but I have Night Terrors, they are technically a sleep disorder.
I went on a blind date from online when I was 17 (True) – I don’t know what I was thinking, I think I was still a little fucked up from my first breakup. The guy was this big guido like guy who used to be a stripper, which is the complete opposite of my taste. It was awkward but completely harmless.
I didn’t learn to swim until I was a teenager (False) – My dad was a swim teacher when he was a teenager so he started teaching me and my brother at a young age. I think I was swimming on my own before Kindergarden.

Tally

1 = Maureen, Angel, Cheri
2 = Watchdog, Mr. Fabulous
3 = J., Frankie, themuttprincess, Avitable, Heather B, Tara

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Better luck next time guys, if only I could use this power of deception for good and not evil 👿

  1. Kery

    June 19, 2007 at 8:19 am

    Aw, I came here too late and didn’t get a chance to take the quiz. I’ll have to wait for the next one then!

  2. Avitable

    June 19, 2007 at 9:07 am

    I meant to check the sleep disorders one, but I think I was too sleepy when I filled this out.

  3. Frankie

    June 19, 2007 at 10:34 am

    :whosnext: Must read more. But hey thats not bad for only reading you for a few months. :lmao:

  4. Mr. Fabulous

    June 19, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Sonofabitch!

    Screw it. I prefer you with an air of mystery about you anyway :heartbeat:

  5. Geeky Dragon Girl

    June 19, 2007 at 12:02 pm

    Regarding the sex in the BK bathroom, LOL! Isn’t that from that Humpty Dance song? “I once got busy in a Burget King bathroom…”

  6. Robin

    June 19, 2007 at 12:44 pm

    Kery – Maybe you can show these guys how it’s done.

    Avi – ironic.

    Frankie – Very good yes.

    Fab – Of course :hug:

    GDG – I was wondering if anyone else would catch that :rock:

  7. Tara

    June 19, 2007 at 5:04 pm

    I’m very proud of my 3. That would probably be a C in letter grades, which means I could be president of these United States.

  8. themuttprincess

    June 19, 2007 at 5:11 pm

    I had no clue. I just checked the first 5. I figured I had just as good of a chance doing that as checking 5 random ones. IT WAS hard to chose.

    Thankfully other people did not do any better.

  9. jane

    June 19, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    Robin, the more I learn about you, the more I like you. You are absolutely hilarious!

  10. Geeky Dragon Girl

    June 20, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Woohoo! That means I win! :winner:

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