My Dyke Side
Sometimes I wished I’d explored my lesbian side while I could, but I think I was too pussy (pardon the pun). I mean, women are just beautiful. Ok, not all women but in general the breasts, the curves and how soft they are is just lovely.
So I’ve kissed, fondled women and more. I just know one thing I could never do and that’s go down. No, I’ve never tried it so I guess technically I don’t know how I would feel about it but I can tell you why I have a gut feeling it wouldn’t be my cup of tea — I hate the vagina.
Ok so I don’t hate it, I mean I have one and I appreciate it sometimes but in reality they are confusing and pretty ugly. I have no interest in getting that intimate with it and most of the time mine just pisses me off.
I mean, it’s either bleeding or gets sick or just doesn’t do what I want it to do. I guess it’s like a woman, completely confusing and in a new mood every day. It doesn’t help that mine is sensitive as hell but then I’m sensitive too…makes sense.
So instead of being a lesbian and having a masculine woman I’m straight with a slightly feminine man, I’m not sure what that makes me but it works :thumbsup: