My Dyke Side

Sometimes I wished I’d explored my lesbian side while I could, but I think I was too pussy (pardon the pun). I mean, women are just beautiful. Ok, not all women but in general the breasts, the curves and how soft they are is just lovely.

So I’ve kissed, fondled women and more. I just know one thing I could never do and that’s go down. No, I’ve never tried it so I guess technically I don’t know how I would feel about it but I can tell you why I have a gut feeling it wouldn’t be my cup of tea — I hate the vagina.

Ok so I don’t hate it, I mean I have one and I appreciate it sometimes but in reality they are confusing and pretty ugly. I have no interest in getting that intimate with it and most of the time mine just pisses me off.

I mean, it’s either bleeding or gets sick or just doesn’t do what I want it to do. I guess it’s like a woman, completely confusing and in a new mood every day. It doesn’t help that mine is sensitive as hell but then I’m sensitive too…makes sense.

So instead of being a lesbian and having a masculine woman I’m straight with a slightly feminine man, I’m not sure what that makes me but it works :thumbsup:

  1. Avitable

    June 10, 2007 at 10:32 am

    You think vaginas are weirder looking than a cock and balls? I don’t know about that.

  2. Robin

    June 10, 2007 at 10:35 am

    Yes, I do…although cock and balls are quite weird too.

  3. Frankie

    June 10, 2007 at 11:53 am

    The genitals in general are weird. I think we would be better off with a vent like birds. :lmfao: This way we can just not have to look at the weirdness of it all. LOL
    I was looking at porn earlier and god I have to say people are just stupid and porno is getting retarded. And why the hell would anyone want to make their dick look weirder by tattooing it? Beats the hell out of me.

    But I agree with you Robin the female body can be a very beautiful thing. Curves are gorgeous and bones are not. But I to love me some :robin: , maybe thats because I really don’t have any. :pissed: damn genetics!

  4. Mr. Fabulous

    June 10, 2007 at 12:59 pm

    Parts of this post were your greatest post ever. Parts 🙂

  5. jenny

    June 10, 2007 at 1:23 pm

    I’m going to assume that most men like to go down on women. Not all, but most. Perhaps (and this is all hypothetical) if you knew you were pleasing your partner you would enjoy it too. Woman have been taught to be embaressed and ashamed of their vaginas. We should all start wearing shirts that say ‘Go Vagina Team Go! ‘or something.

    Wow. sounds like you are setting the stage for a hell of a memorable bachelorette party!

  6. Angel

    June 10, 2007 at 3:04 pm

    I like my vagina, but really I think that a man’s balls are very intriguing. Compared to balls, my vagina really is boring, and while I love it, I’d rather play with balls any day of the week, because they intrigue me. I can never get enough. I’m not trying to be dirty, either. I’m serious. Balls move around all by themselves; it is a man’s body trying to regulate the temperature, because if they get to hot it will damage the sperm. I think it is awesome…my ovaries don’t jump around all day (at least I hope not). I don’t know…maybe I’m weird. I am amused by the simplest things, and my hubby is more than willing to let me stare at and play with his balls for hours. :lmfao:

  7. Frankie

    June 10, 2007 at 3:10 pm

    ‘Go Vagina Team Go! :winner:

    Now we need shirts…. Like the sleeveless football jerseys. That would be great.

  8. Frankie

    June 10, 2007 at 3:13 pm

    Angel- I still don’t understand the fascination with balls. When they move by themselves it still kinda freaks me out. Even being in the medical field I just can’t get used to it. Well unless I’m drunk then thats a whole different story. :whistle:

  9. Angel

    June 10, 2007 at 3:18 pm

    lmao Frankie- I don’t understand it either. They just fascinate me to no end. I could probably sit and stare at a pair for three hours before getting bored. :lmao:

  10. Frankie

    June 10, 2007 at 3:37 pm

    This is me after 3 hours of looking at balls :what: If I’m not getting any then its like watching static tv.

  11. Robin

    June 10, 2007 at 3:40 pm

    Frankie – Damn genitials :unsure:

    Fab – I’m not sure what you mean by that :confused:

    Angel – I don’t get balls, what are they out there for?

    GO VAGINAS GO! :clap:

  12. heather(anne)

    June 10, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    OK. We all know that I love boobies. Really. I love them. I have a boobie obsession. But (as my husband announced to the entire boobie bar last night…) I am “bi-curious”. I don’t think I could go down on a woman, unless I was with Madonna. I’d totally go down on her……Uh, where was I? Oh. But I’ve kissed and groped other girls too. Women are beautiful. And boobies rock.

  13. Tara

    June 10, 2007 at 5:07 pm

    Though I love ’em, men are just… weird looking. Women rule!!! O’Keefe-esque flowers that we all are. 🙂

  14. NYC Watchdog

    June 10, 2007 at 5:36 pm

    I :heartbeat: vaginas.

    Go vaginas go!!! :winner:

  15. Robin

    June 10, 2007 at 6:15 pm

    Heather Anne – Same goes for Angelina Jolie, I’d lick her feat I love her so much :tongue:

    – Men ARE weird looking, good thing they feel as good as they do.

    Watchdog – Well we need someone to love them.

  16. Angel

    June 10, 2007 at 6:21 pm

    I love boobies too…they are just awesome, and I understand them. However, balls…I know what they are for, but I love it when they move.

    Robin, a man’s balls are like the equivalent of our ovaries. They hang on the outside of the body, however, so that they can regulate the temperature of the sperm. When the man is hot, the balls will drop some to cool off, and when he is cold, they will move up closer to his body to get warm. They do this so that the sperm stay alive.

  17. Robin

    June 10, 2007 at 6:25 pm

    Angel – You sound like Erik, in fact I just asked him and he said the same exact thing :lmao:

  18. Angel

    June 10, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    :lmao: Well, when I first got married I asked my husband about it, so that’s how I knew. I guess it is common knowledge for men and their women who ask about it. I still giggle about balls..they are intriguing.

  19. Stephanie

    June 10, 2007 at 7:08 pm

    I’ve never so much as kissed another girl. (Shocking, I know) Not that I wouldn’t as much as just never having the opportunity.

    Guess that’s what happens when you’re old, huh? :confused:

  20. Heather B

    June 11, 2007 at 11:56 pm

    Apparently i’ve missed out on some interesting post here.

    :thumbsup: GO TEAM VAGINA!!! – I lUV IT!

    Balls are just totally gross to me…YUCK! Bring on the boobies :robin:

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