For our third round of the Comment Contest Geeky Dragon Girl has won top commenter of the month of May :won: I thought since sheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s been such a Ã¢â‚¬Å“loyalÃ¢â‚¬Â commenter on RLU that I might give everyone some unknown background on her.
Now GDG claims to be a shy lesbian from the West Coast and while I do think part of that is true IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d like to tell you my real theory on her. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m sure she will deny it up and down but remember; I am quite intuitive and stuff.
It turns out she is actually a celebrity but this is a big secret so I cannot tell you what her real name is. IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m also not going to tell you about how sheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s been in and out of rehab or how sheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s changed her hair color so often sheÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s had to get hair plugs.
DonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t worry GDG; I wonÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t mention how all those relationships she has with different men every week are just a cover-up to protect her image. I would never mention how her mysterious girlfriend is actually a curvy young blonde starlet whoÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s starred alongside such actors as Bill Murray and John Travolta.
I completely understand your need to remain secretive, I wouldnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t want to tarnish your reputation or get in the way of your bar hopping or cat fights. A girl deserves some privacy and I know those paparazzi are vicious.
So your secret is safe with me you dirty minx. Make sure to tell
Scarlett your girlfriend I said hi woncha?
Give a big congrats to :gdg: