I’m A Complex Woman

Thanks for joining me in my little pop quiz, there will be more in the future. I listed 10 things about me but only 5 of them were true. I purposely made it so all the false I picked were 100% false as to not confuse anyone.

A. I broke a leg from skiing (false) – I’ve never broken my leg or arm for that matter. I think I sprained my finger from a basketball (that’ll teach me to play sports)

B. Cops were outside of my prom because of my stalker (true) – The girl who was stalking me my senior year of high school apparently sent a letter threatening to kill me at my prom but at that point the letters were going straight to the police and I didn’t know until afterwards.

C. A tampon saved me from a bad sexual experience (true) – I was dumb and heartbroken when I went off to college. I made a really stupid decision with a drunk guy I didn’t know but luckily got out of it mostly unharmed.

D. I once had my stomach pumped from drinking too much in college (false) – Although I’m kind of surprised.

E. I dated a guy with the nickname Kiddie Porn (true) – Is that the worst nickname ever??

F. I borrowed a pen from Matt Damon once (false) – Never even met him.

G. I’ve never gotten a perm (false) – I’ve had 4 perms when I was younger but haven’t since I was a freshman in high school.

H. I yelled out to Fred Durst “Can I have some of your hotdog?” (true) :paperbag: It was when we were waiting in line for free tickets for a Limp Bizkit concert and Fred Durst came by to get a hotdog from a street vendor.

I. My first date was when I was 4 years old (true) – My mom and his mom set it up. I guess we used to hold hands in pre-school together. I had a corsage and everything…gee I wonder if there are pictures.

J. I’m ambidextrous (false) – I’m right handed.

Voting Results:

Jen = 0
Tara, Heather Anne and Denise = 2
Maureen, J., Avi, TMP and Cheri = 3
Fab and Gemini = 4
Vox and Erik = 5

Vox wins :winner:

Mind you, Erik didn’t do so well the first time he guessed but this was his actual score when he took the quiz.

A lot of you thought I never got a perm, nice to know my hair doesn’t show it.

I’m not sure what to do about the winners since one is my fiance and I talk about him all the time and the other winner I don’t even know who he is :dunno:

  1. Avitable

    May 16, 2007 at 9:51 am

    You should just talk about me more!

    I thought the Matt Damon thing was true just because it was so random to mention him, and he hasn’t been famous for that long. I have a friend who taught Alicia Silverstone about blowjobs before she was famous.

  2. Vox

    May 16, 2007 at 10:18 am

    Actually, you don’t have to do anything about me being a winner. Maybe clap twice, turn around, jump up and down and yell, “Yay!” Being as I’m the co-winner with your fiance, who should know these things, makes me feel vaguely creepy. I’m pretty sure it might make you feel the same way, but I’ve always been good with tests. I’m an ubergeek that way.

    Tell you what – leave the comment with my blog addy in it: http://clamatoris.blogspot.com/ to help my foundling blog gather a bit of steam, and we’ll call it even.

    Of course, if in your opinion my site is a total piece of shit (which I only partially agree with), then don’t. The quiz was fun, at any rate.

    Woo! I’m a winner! :winner:

  3. Mr. Fabulous

    May 16, 2007 at 10:22 am

    Well obviously Erik and the other one are disqualified, and Gemini and I are the winners, although Gemini knows you in real life as well, so she should probably be disqualified which means I win.

    Go me!


  4. Robin

    May 16, 2007 at 10:34 am

    Avi – I’m quite random and imaginative…didn’t you know?

    Vox – Ok, will do…congrats on beating out everyone.

    Fab – I mention you more than enough already :whack:

  5. Mr. Fabulous

    May 16, 2007 at 10:42 am

    Yes, but not positively… 🙁

  6. Robin

    May 16, 2007 at 10:45 am

    Oh I’m sure I’ve said something nice…like you have the best bald head I’ve ever seen :kiss: Oh and I loved the postcard.

  7. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 16, 2007 at 10:52 am

    Woops, I’m a little late to the quiz party. That’s okay, I woulda done horribly anyway.

  8. heather(anne)

    May 16, 2007 at 11:07 am

    Man. I suck. I should a consolation prize.

  9. themuttprincess

    May 16, 2007 at 12:12 pm

    I bet you are happy your fiance got the questions right. I mean, what kind of man doesnt know his woman… LOL

  10. Robin

    May 16, 2007 at 12:17 pm

    GDG – There will be more, you should give it a go next time.

    Heather Anne – How about a hug? :hug:

    TMP – Yes although he didn’t get them all right the first time he guessed but these were somewhat obscur.

  11. J.

    May 16, 2007 at 12:19 pm

    Hey! I didn’t do too badly!
    Must eliminate the competition and claim my winnings …

  12. Gemini

    May 16, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    lol I didnt know the Tampon story but it does sound like something that you would do! :lmao:

  13. Jen

    May 16, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    Thanks for graphing my big fat ZERO! :lmao:

  14. Cheri

    May 16, 2007 at 3:51 pm

    Well 3 is better than none I guess 🙂

  15. Janet

    May 16, 2007 at 7:25 pm

    Whatever happened to Fred Durst anyhow?

  16. jane

    May 16, 2007 at 8:21 pm

    Good mix of questions. I never would’ve guessed the stalker thing, that’s creepy & way out there. I’m glad you survived the wacko.
    Have you ever written about it? If not, will you? If so, when?

  17. Robin

    May 17, 2007 at 8:02 am

    J. – Sure, take em down!

    Gemini – It’s not as funny as it seems, I’ll tell ya if you want to know.

    Jen – I do what I can.

    Cheri – Not bad at all.

    Janet – He’s around, too bad he hasn’t made any good music in a while.

    Jane – I actually did write about the stalker here.

  18. stephanie

    May 17, 2007 at 12:10 pm

    i forgot to vote!!

    When’s the next pop quiz day?? I have to study!

  19. Frankie

    May 17, 2007 at 3:03 pm

    Awww man I forgot to vote too. I meant to but I didn’t want to do it through bloglines. :unsure:

  20. Robin

    May 18, 2007 at 9:55 am

    Stephanie – I could do one next week but I don’t want to blow my whole wad so quickly.

    Frankie – Excuses excuses.

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