My Mother Status
I may not have ever been in labor or given birth, although I had a teaser, I am a mom in some ways.
What is a mom?
Mom knows where everything is.
Mom reminds you of your chores and appointments.
Mom guilt trips you when necessary.
Mom wants to protect you from all the bad people in the world.
Mom wakes your sorry ass up when you want to sleep in all day.
Mom makes your meals.
Mom cleans up after you.
Mom tells you to stop bugging her and go find something else to do.
Mom worries about you when you are late getting home.
And that’s why…because of Aurora, Pilot and Erik…that I am a mom.
Happy Mother’s Day!!! Make sure to use plenty of your guilt about labor to make them all clean the house.
I feel special. Both Avitable NYC Watchdog talked about my pussy today in their week review :thumbsup:
Oh and…I just have to share this: