Laughing Hurts

We should make the blogging world like the rap world and totally turn it into a East Coast-West Coast rivalry!

If “Furkids” refers to a vagina, I’m all for it. :rock:

Ooh, yeah! And then when it was your time of the month and someone gave you crap you could stay, “Step off, bitch , my furkids on the skids.”

Or “My furkid’s surfing the crimson wave”

Fab – Yes, we could all have colors and symbols…or whatever you do in gangs.
Avi – I can’t believe you’ve tarnished my furkids…you are

Mine rhymed. It was better.

You know…that IS a really cool idea. This actually has possibilities if we wanted to take it that far.

If we wanted to?

“Aunt Flo’s petting my furkid right now.”

“I’m going to shave my furkid today.”

“My furkid’s itchy. I hope I didn’t get anything from that Puerto Rican pool boy.”

Ok, you guys have officially lost your minds :crazy: I’m booking a padded cell for you now :twitchy:

“My furkid is riding the cotton pony”

“My furkid is walking along the beach in soft focus”

On the other thing, I was talking about the East coast-West coast deal

Oh.

Yeah, we could take that further, too.

“Fuck my furkid like there’s no tomorrow!”

“I think my furkid’s sick – I’m going to have to take her to the doctor.”

“You’re the perfect fit for my furkid!”

Fab - Oh I see what you did, you combined them both into one. Ok…I’m getting it. You sure like to confuse me…not that it’s tough to do.

Avi - I’m gonna send Aurora after you.

“My furkid will swallow you whole!”

Oh! How about “My furkid is baking bread”?

Nevermind, change of topic. Am I the only west coaster around here?

Oh, and another thing, it’s easier to pretend that carrots are french fries if you dip it into ranch instead of ketchup. Ketchup is gross anyway.

GDG, very nice! :lmfao:

I’m going to stop there, in case I incur the wrath of Robin and her furkid(s). :lmao:

Yesterday you threatened to send Aurora after me! Does that pussy get no rest?

Fab, she works that furkid to the bone!

Ok now…what do we call these :robin:

She’s got the hardest working furkid in the blogosphere!

I like “funbags”. Funbags and furkids. I am all about the alliteration.

So, let me get this straight now. Everytime I mention my furkids, you all are going to “assume” I’m speaking of my hoohoo.

Yep. So you might as well change the definition. The die is cast. Or the hoohoo is cast. Whichever.

I wouldn’t assume that, but I would definitely be reminded of it.

Furkids and Funbags. I like that.

And yes, from now on, that’s what I’ll assume.

“Did you know for $10 she’ll send you a picture of her furkid?”

It would make for some interesting posts. You could be talking about your actual pets and people would giggle when you said, “I went to buy a flea collar for my furkid.”

I’m still waiting to see the funbags. She’s been dangling that promise for a long time, but to date she won’t put ‘em on the glass.

All those posts bring some interesting pictures to my head. I will never be able to read the word furkids with out thinking about my what-not. I vote for fun-bags…..

I am eating carrots right now…No dip. They are sweet baby carrots so they do not require dip… Thankfully.

Baby showers are tough. THe fun part is thinking of games. I am all about the games.

I hate baby showers. Bunch of women gathered to ooh and ahh over boring baby gifts. The only redeeming thing is if there’s good food. I’ll forgive everything else if the food is good.

I feel your pain. I believe that they distort the full length mirrors in the aerobics room so you look worse than you really are. Really. It makes me feel better to think that.

I hate all the mirrors when you go to work out YUCK!!!

GDG i’m a west coast girl too so no worries your not the only one

And here I was all set to become a west coast blog hermit. :wave:

GDG found a coastal person for her.

What do us Midwesterners do? Any Midwesterners???

I think I hear the crickets raising their hands. Or legs.

Fab - I’m not swayed that easily…maybe I’ll make my funbags a part of a Furkid Friday someday. If I go and do it I know you’ll never call again…why get the nipples when you can get the boobs for free?

GDG - What if I constantly remind you furkids means my cats? Oh and if you think this is interesting wait until you see tomorrow’s Furkid Friday.

Avi - :whosnext:

TMP - Baby carrots are definitely nice and sweet. Baby showers…I’m not a fan unless I’m really close with the mother…which I am for this one. Oh and I’m bringing yummy cupcakes. Oh and I think midwesterners are like the middle child…

Heather Anne – They are tricky bastards :annoyed:

Heather - It’s worse than dressing rooms.

:poke: :robin: :heartbeat:

Is the middle child like the red-headed step child? ( I have no idea what that means, except it is not supposed to be good.. )

Good thing you are close to the mother… It makes it easier… But yeah they are hard to plan. How many days do you have until the shower?

Avi - :fu: :rock: :buff: :dance:

TMP - I’ve never heard of that before but I have heard middle children tend to feel like they are always ignored and left out.

The shower is 10 days away :help:

38 comments? What’s going on here? Are you giving baby shower gifts away?

BTW, I got an email from you awhile back asking to vote on dresses. At least I think it was you. Only problem is, I can’t find the email so I no longer have the link. If you want to, resend it.

:lmfao: Yeah, it gets crazy around here…people like Avitable and GDG like to stir things up :whack:

You can find the post actually in my myspace blog :cheesy:

I doubt anyone here would want baby shower gifts. Unless, of course, they planned on using them for something twisted.

Well I have a recreational pacifier :whistle:

Recreational pacifier… is that what they’re calling them these days? Well it’s a good name. I always thought “buttplug” was too ugly a word.

I didn’t use it for anything dirty…naughty maybe but not dirty.

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