Laughing Hurts

  • Nothing makes you want to lose weight more than watching your sorry ass flail around in the mirror at an exercise class. It doesn’t help that you are more out of breath than the 60 year-old woman next to you.
  • Eating carrots all day works fine as long as you imagine they are French fries, just don’t try dipping them in ketchup.
  • Planning a baby shower is tough man and it costs a lot, not sure I’ll be able to still get a gift…I’ll find a way of course.
  • I’m thinking of making Fridays FURKID FRIDAYS and I don’t care what any of you think, I’m doing it anyway.
  • I’m so fucking sore right now. Just sneezing causes me pain 🙁
  • I’ve started a East Coast Bloggers group on Facebook, if you’re an east coaster then come join! You know the east coast rocks the west coast hard :rock:
  • I’ve started making a list of music for the DJ, it’s kind of fun except for the fact I can’t think of anything but NO country and that we like Foo Fighters, Weezer and Jimmy Eat World :annoyed:
  • I’ve got another “contenst” coming up, although you all know I’m not as rich as Avi or Fab so I don’t give out cash prizes so I’ll have to offer something more unique :cheesy:


  1. Mr. Fabulous

    May 10, 2007 at 9:07 am

    We should make the blogging world like the rap world and totally turn it into a East Coast-West Coast rivalry!

  2. Avitable

    May 10, 2007 at 9:36 am

    If “Furkids” refers to a vagina, I’m all for it. :rock:

  3. Mr. Fabulous

    May 10, 2007 at 9:44 am

    Ooh, yeah! And then when it was your time of the month and someone gave you crap you could stay, “Step off, bitch , my furkids on the skids.”

  4. Avitable

    May 10, 2007 at 9:46 am

    Or “My furkid’s surfing the crimson wave”

  5. Robin

    May 10, 2007 at 9:54 am

    Fab – Yes, we could all have colors and symbols…or whatever you do in gangs.
    Avi – I can’t believe you’ve tarnished my furkids…you are 👿

  6. Mr. Fabulous

    May 10, 2007 at 10:07 am

    Mine rhymed. It was better.

    You know…that IS a really cool idea. This actually has possibilities if we wanted to take it that far.

  7. Avitable

    May 10, 2007 at 10:15 am

    If we wanted to?

    “Aunt Flo’s petting my furkid right now.”

    “I’m going to shave my furkid today.”

    “My furkid’s itchy. I hope I didn’t get anything from that Puerto Rican pool boy.”

  8. Robin

    May 10, 2007 at 10:21 am

    Ok, you guys have officially lost your minds :crazy: I’m booking a padded cell for you now :twitchy:

  9. Mr. Fabulous

    May 10, 2007 at 10:34 am

    “My furkid is riding the cotton pony”

    “My furkid is walking along the beach in soft focus”

    On the other thing, I was talking about the East coast-West coast deal

  10. Avitable

    May 10, 2007 at 10:39 am


    Yeah, we could take that further, too.

    “Fuck my furkid like there’s no tomorrow!”

    “I think my furkid’s sick – I’m going to have to take her to the doctor.”

    “You’re the perfect fit for my furkid!”

  11. Robin

    May 10, 2007 at 10:49 am

    Fab – Oh I see what you did, you combined them both into one. Ok…I’m getting it. You sure like to confuse me…not that it’s tough to do.

    Avi – I’m gonna send Aurora after you.

  12. Avitable

    May 10, 2007 at 10:53 am

    “My furkid will swallow you whole!”

  13. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 10, 2007 at 10:56 am

    Oh! How about “My furkid is baking bread”?

    Nevermind, change of topic. Am I the only west coaster around here?

  14. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 10, 2007 at 10:58 am

    Oh, and another thing, it’s easier to pretend that carrots are french fries if you dip it into ranch instead of ketchup. Ketchup is gross anyway.

  15. Avitable

    May 10, 2007 at 11:01 am

    GDG, very nice! :lmfao:

  16. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 10, 2007 at 11:08 am

    I’m going to stop there, in case I incur the wrath of Robin and her furkid(s). :lmao:

  17. Mr. Fabulous

    May 10, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Yesterday you threatened to send Aurora after me! Does that pussy get no rest?

  18. Avitable

    May 10, 2007 at 11:28 am

    Fab, she works that furkid to the bone!

  19. Robin

    May 10, 2007 at 11:37 am

    Ok now…what do we call these :robin:

  20. Mr. Fabulous

    May 10, 2007 at 11:45 am

    She’s got the hardest working furkid in the blogosphere!

  21. Mr. Fabulous

    May 10, 2007 at 11:45 am

    I like “funbags”. Funbags and furkids. I am all about the alliteration.

  22. Robin

    May 10, 2007 at 11:50 am

    So, let me get this straight now. Everytime I mention my furkids, you all are going to “assume” I’m speaking of my hoohoo.

  23. Mr. Fabulous

    May 10, 2007 at 11:51 am

    Yep. So you might as well change the definition. The die is cast. Or the hoohoo is cast. Whichever.

  24. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 10, 2007 at 11:54 am

    I wouldn’t assume that, but I would definitely be reminded of it.

  25. Avitable

    May 10, 2007 at 11:57 am

    Furkids and Funbags. I like that.

    And yes, from now on, that’s what I’ll assume.

    “Did you know for $10 she’ll send you a picture of her furkid?”

  26. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 10, 2007 at 12:04 pm

    It would make for some interesting posts. You could be talking about your actual pets and people would giggle when you said, “I went to buy a flea collar for my furkid.”

  27. Mr. Fabulous

    May 10, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    I’m still waiting to see the funbags. She’s been dangling that promise for a long time, but to date she won’t put ’em on the glass.

  28. themuttprincess

    May 10, 2007 at 12:28 pm

    All those posts bring some interesting pictures to my head. I will never be able to read the word furkids with out thinking about my what-not. I vote for fun-bags…..

    I am eating carrots right now…No dip. They are sweet baby carrots so they do not require dip… Thankfully.

    Baby showers are tough. THe fun part is thinking of games. I am all about the games.

  29. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 10, 2007 at 12:33 pm

    I hate baby showers. Bunch of women gathered to ooh and ahh over boring baby gifts. The only redeeming thing is if there’s good food. I’ll forgive everything else if the food is good.

  30. heather(anne)

    May 10, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    I feel your pain. I believe that they distort the full length mirrors in the aerobics room so you look worse than you really are. Really. It makes me feel better to think that.

  31. Heather B

    May 10, 2007 at 2:23 pm

    I hate all the mirrors when you go to work out YUCK!!!

    GDG i’m a west coast girl too so no worries 😉 your not the only one

  32. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 10, 2007 at 3:16 pm

    And here I was all set to become a west coast blog hermit. :wave:

  33. themuttprincess

    May 10, 2007 at 3:24 pm

    GDG found a coastal person for her.

    What do us Midwesterners do? Any Midwesterners???

  34. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 10, 2007 at 3:39 pm

    I think I hear the crickets raising their hands. Or legs.

  35. Robin

    May 10, 2007 at 3:47 pm

    Fab – I’m not swayed that easily…maybe I’ll make my funbags a part of a Furkid Friday someday. If I go and do it I know you’ll never call again…why get the nipples when you can get the boobs for free?

    GDG – What if I constantly remind you furkids means my cats? Oh and if you think this is interesting wait until you see tomorrow’s Furkid Friday.

    Avi – :whosnext:

    TMP – Baby carrots are definitely nice and sweet. Baby showers…I’m not a fan unless I’m really close with the mother…which I am for this one. Oh and I’m bringing yummy cupcakes. Oh and I think midwesterners are like the middle child…

    Heather Anne – They are tricky bastards :annoyed:

    Heather – It’s worse than dressing rooms.

  36. Avitable

    May 10, 2007 at 3:48 pm

    :poke: :robin: :heartbeat:

  37. themuttprincess

    May 10, 2007 at 5:59 pm

    Is the middle child like the red-headed step child? ( I have no idea what that means, except it is not supposed to be good.. )

    Good thing you are close to the mother… It makes it easier… But yeah they are hard to plan. How many days do you have until the shower?

  38. Robin

    May 10, 2007 at 6:05 pm

    Avi – :fu: :rock: :buff: :dance: 😉

    TMP – I’ve never heard of that before but I have heard middle children tend to feel like they are always ignored and left out.

    The shower is 10 days away :help:

  39. Janet

    May 10, 2007 at 6:48 pm

    38 comments? What’s going on here? Are you giving baby shower gifts away?

    BTW, I got an email from you awhile back asking to vote on dresses. At least I think it was you. Only problem is, I can’t find the email so I no longer have the link. If you want to, resend it.

  40. Robin

    May 10, 2007 at 6:51 pm

    :lmfao: Yeah, it gets crazy around here…people like Avitable and GDG like to stir things up :whack:

    You can find the post actually in my myspace blog :cheesy:

  41. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 10, 2007 at 6:52 pm

    I doubt anyone here would want baby shower gifts. Unless, of course, they planned on using them for something twisted.

  42. Robin

    May 10, 2007 at 6:55 pm

    Well I have a recreational pacifier :whistle:

  43. Geeky Dragon Girl

    May 10, 2007 at 6:58 pm

    Recreational pacifier… is that what they’re calling them these days? Well it’s a good name. I always thought “buttplug” was too ugly a word.

  44. Robin

    May 10, 2007 at 7:00 pm

    I didn’t use it for anything dirty…naughty maybe but not dirty.

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    May 13, 2007 at 12:30 am

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