Laughing Hurts

Nothing makes you want to lose weight more than watching your sorry ass flail around in the mirror at an exercise class. It doesn’t help that you are more out of breath than the 60 year-old woman next to you. Eating carrots all day works […]

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Makeup Commercials

I can’t stand makeup commercials.  ‘Do you need a lipstick that keeps your lips kissable?’  No, I need a lipstick that gets me equal pay for equal work.  How about eye shadow that makes me stop thinking I’m too fat? — Maria Bamford

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