Gemini Takes the Cake

I think we all saw that Gemini was going to win the contest this month given she had nothing better to do with her time than hang around my blog. However, having Gemini win this contest makes it a bit easier and almost more fun, because I know her better than she probably likes :evil:

Gemini is a former marine and used to abuse those below her on a daily basis, she still enjoys that from time to time with her husband. She can easily knock you down to the ground with one swoop and tie you up with a pair of panty hose. She’ll push your face to the ground and make you call her your “bitch.”

That is a normal day for her.

On her days off she likes to read a good book while making lists of her next victims. I swear, the only people on her lists are bad people like divorce lawyers, car salesmen or Tom Cruise. Sometimes she’ll take some time to make some coleslaw, no vinegar though or a mean omelet.

There is question whether or not she was behind the downfall of Britney Spears but there is still a pending investigation.  You might notice her in the background of some of Britney’s most incriminating shots, I’m just sayin. I think she might have convinced her to stop wearing underwear, same with Lindsay Lohan.

She can be one tough bitch and many are eager to take her down but she’s got many disguises, one as Hilary Clinton it has been said.

So congratulate her on 111 posts for the month of April and welcome the new smilie :gemini:

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PS. I realize technically I think Avitable won but the last thing we need is to build up his ego. Good luck this month everyone, don’t forget to check out the rules :thumbsup:


  • http://www.heathersblog.com Heather B

    oohh a woman that can fight, i like it ;) :gemini:

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    I’m gracious. I even tried to stop commenting on the last day just to let her catch up!

    :avi:

  • http://typicalredhead.com heather(anne)

    Congrats Gemini. Robin, Avitable has an ego? :what: The hell you say.

  • http://www.gemini.roadlessunraveled.com/ Gemini

    :gemini: Whoo hoo!

    I am the Champion, I am the Champion….Of the Blog!

    I would like to take a moment to thank you all for your support in this really trying and Competitive contest!

    I would first and foremost like to thank Robin for posting a plethora of interesting and compelling posts for me to comment on…:mryoda:

    I would also like to thank Avitable for giving me the drive to continue to try to out post him. Although you have technically posted more then I did this month You drove me to continue to strive to out post you and I thank you for this! :ohgreatone:

    I would like to thank Heather B, Watchdog, and Mr. Fab for adding many amusing comments that helped me think of funny and clever things to post about… :rock:

    I would also Like to thank the Academy for Supporting me through-out my career…. Oh oops sorry wrong speech!

    Anyway thank you soo much for this honor and I love my new smilie :gemini:

    Oh and Just for the record…. The Brittney underwear thing… I only suggested it to her but she didn’t have to go with it… As for Lindsay she will do anything I tell her to do… :wink:

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Heather B – Yeah, she’s yet to take me down, maybe because she knows I will probably cry :sad:

    Avi - You are such a kind and honorable soul that —- ok I can’t do it…I just can’t :yuck:

    Heather Ann – I swear!

    Gemini – Dah dah dum dada…the music is playing…please make your way off the stage gracefully.

  • http://pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    I would try to win, but you’re not offering what I want for a prize…

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    Damn. I’ve been bested again. Well… at least :avi: didn’t win again. Then we’d need a dump truck to two around his big head. Congrats :gemini: .

    Time for me to get pumped up like Ahnold… :buff:

  • http://www.themuttprincess.wordpress.com themuttprincess

    Whoa. Just remind me occasionally to be REALLY super nice to her. I do not want to be her bitch…….

    Congrats Gemini!!!

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Fab – I’m not that cheap and easy…almost but not quite.

    Watchdog - Yeah you are getting creamed…and not in the good way.

    TMP – Seriously, now I know how she keeps her hubby on his toes :whip:

  • http://www.themuttprincess.wordpress.com themuttprincess

    I imagine she does. And probably her friends… Oh my. I have to admit she is just the kinda person I want on MY side……

  • http://www.gemini.roadlessunraveled.com/ Gemini

    LOl you guys are too funny!

    that would only be the evil Gemini :evil: and she rarely comes out to play…

    she only comes out when she is needed…. :eyebrow:

  • http://www.iliveunderarock.com Geeky Dragon Girl

    She can easily knock you down to the ground with one swoop and tie you up with a pair of panty hose…

    Why do I feel all hot and flushed all of a sudden?

  • http://www.gemini.roadlessunraveled.com/ Gemini

    Only if your nice GDG… :whip:

  • http://www.iliveunderarock.com Geeky Dragon Girl

    Oh I’m a very nice person. Except getting whipped might make me have flashbacks to when I was being punished as a child for something that in my opinion didn’t need such harsh punishment. Waaahhh! I prefer to think about being tied up with pantyhose…

  • http://www.gemini.roadlessunraveled.com/ Gemini

    :what: So sorry :sad:
    :hug: there, there GDG I have a nice pair of pantyhose for you….

  • http://www.iliveunderarock.com Geeky Dragon Girl

    I’m feeling all hot and flushed again. Just don’t make me wear ‘em, k? :D

  • http://www.gemini.roadlessunraveled.com/ Gemini

    I would never make you do that! :what: