I think we all saw that Gemini was going to win the contest this month given she had nothing better to do with her time than hang around my blog.Ã‚ However, having Gemini win this contest makes it a bit easier and almost more fun, because I know her better than she probably likes 👿
Gemini is a former marine and used to abuse those below her on a daily basis, she still enjoys that from time to time with her husband.Ã‚ She can easily knock you down to the ground with one swoop and tie you up with a pair of panty hose.Ã‚ She’ll push your face to the ground and make you call her your “bitch.”
That is a normal day for her.
On her days off she likes to read a good book while making lists of her next victims.Ã‚ I swear, the only people on her lists are bad people like divorce lawyers, car salesmen or Tom Cruise.Ã‚ Sometimes she’ll take some time to make some coleslaw, no vinegar though or a mean omelet.
There is question whether or not she was behind the downfall of Britney Spears but there is still a pending investigation.Ã‚ Ã‚ You mightÃ‚ notice her in the background of some of Britney’s most incriminating shots, I’m just sayin.Ã‚ I think she might have convinced her to stop wearing underwear, same with Lindsay Lohan.
She can be one tough bitch and many are eager to take her down but she’s got many disguises, one as Hilary Clinton it has been said.
So congratulate her on 111 posts for the month of April and welcome the new smilie :gemini:
PS. I realize technically I think Avitable won but the last thing we need is to build up his ego.Ã‚ Good luck this month everyone, don’t forget to check out the rules :thumbsup: