Teaching Porn Stars

I don’t know if you’ve noticed or not but I try to keep things relatively decent here on my blog, but it’s not easy given I have a constant dirty mind. I also have a lot of opinions when it comes to sex-related things and that’s where this topic comes in.

I never used to be a fan of the BJ or I guess I just didn’t really know what it involved. Then one day in a college dorm room The Fly sat me down and explained how to give a BJ with a bottle. I don’t think she actually performed on the bottle but then I might have been drunk at the time.

She told me basically to use my hand with my mouth. She told me to keep my teeth covered as best as I can. She also told me to use my tongue at all times. She also made sure I understood saliva was a good thing. So I went and tried these tactics. To my great surprised they worked and they worked quite well :thumbsup:

Then when I really saw my first porno, or at least saw when after knowing what most of it was, I couldn’t believe how bad the women in it seemed to give BJ’s. For that matter, all of my girlfriends agreed. They seemed to be more into praising the penis than actually doing anything to it.

Maybe that’s what guys like to see, maybe it’s more of the one-on-one than the actual job at hand.

I think it’s a given that porn is more for show than actual technique, that’s why most of the girl on girl I’ve seen is mostly unimpressive. So therefore it frustrates me to watch most porn because it doesn’t look real, it looks like show and therefore does nothing for me.

Except the traditional banging, that’s usually hot enough as long as there aren’t any closeups of genitalia :yuck:

  1. Gemini

    April 24, 2007 at 9:41 am

    lol Yeah I think that I watched some where that a lot of times before they show the “Money” shot lol they have the guy “take care of himself so that it looks like the girl actually did the deed well..

    I think that it is misleading… :eyebrow:

  2. Mr. Fabulous

    April 24, 2007 at 10:03 am

    I prefer to make my own porn. Shall I send you some copies?

  3. Robin

    April 24, 2007 at 10:26 am

    Gemini – I want my money back.

    Fab – I’d love to critique your style.

  4. Mr. Fabulous

    April 24, 2007 at 10:33 am

    Hey, it’s not like I need any pointers, sweetheart. :eyebrow:

  5. Gemini

    April 24, 2007 at 10:34 am

    I would too but the ones that I watch are the ones that are like a real movie… and they are usually pretty funny…

    Spacenuts anyone… It was soo funny

  6. themuttprincess

    April 24, 2007 at 11:04 am

    I think you are right. Porn BJ’s is all for show. I think it is more the attention to the penis than actual enjoyment. Once you get into it Bj’s are kinda fun.

  7. Jen

    April 24, 2007 at 12:08 pm

    I haven’t watched a porn in over a year! DH and I got very bored of them and frankly, I don’t like to see anal sex. It seems all porn has anal sex in them now. :annoyed:

  8. Avitable

    April 24, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Where’s my video instruction?

    What’s the point of watching porn unless there are close-ups of genitalia? Might as well be watching a soap opera otherwise.

  9. Robin

    April 24, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    Fab – Well that remains to be seen.

    Gemini – You and your porn :whip:

    TMP – I’m with you all the way.

    Jen – I’m the same way, I really never watch them and I too hate watching anal sex.

    Avi – You guys are merciless! You want a video, you want pictures…who am I? Paris Hilton?? Oh and trust me, porn can be just fantastic without closeups of cooches and razor burn.

  10. Avitable

    April 24, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    I am a demanding fucker!

  11. Mr. Fabulous

    April 24, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    Well, you know I love you Robin, but I’m pretty sure I get laid by accident more than you do on purpose :nana:

  12. Robin

    April 24, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    Avi – That you are.

    Fab – Ok…no need to get testy. I’ll take your word for it. Good to know you have a nice active sex life, that’s important in the blogging world.

  13. Mr. Fabulous

    April 24, 2007 at 2:52 pm

    Testes? I don’t know why we have to bring my testes into this… :crazy:

  14. Geeky Dragon Girl

    April 24, 2007 at 4:02 pm

    I hate it when they constantly zoom into the banging genetalia. After awhile it all looks the same. I wanna see the hot couple in their entirety getting it on, not just their individual parts!

  15. Robin

    April 24, 2007 at 6:40 pm

    Fab – You talk about them enough :poke:

    GDG – EXACTLY! I couldn’t have said it better.

  16. Denise TN

    April 24, 2007 at 7:36 pm

    The anal thing irks me. I don’t want anything to do with that shit. Filthy, filthy, filthy.

  17. Denise TN

    April 24, 2007 at 7:37 pm

    Huh? Wait. This blog is supposed the be clean? WTF? Why didn’t anyone ever tell me that?

  18. Robin

    April 24, 2007 at 7:59 pm

    Um…yeah. I’m trying to keep my innocence :angel:

  19. Gemini

    April 25, 2007 at 11:53 am

    :whistle: I know what I like!

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