I’ll Have You Know
- I haven’t had a bagel or latte in a while. Ok ok…I ate a 1/2 of a garlic bagel (no cream cheese) last week but it was taunting me. Lately I’ve been buying regular coffees with sugar. I used to use the fake sugar but I think it’s better just to cut down on sugar.
- Why do the women in porn never know how to give head? It’s always so amusing to watch. I’ve never seen gay porn, I have a feeling they do it right.
- I’d go into more of an explaination but I’m quite sure it’s not necessary.
- I think I’ve gotten over the betrayal by my fiance and the penguin that lives with us. It wasn’t easy but let’s just say I took most of my anger out on the bitch. She had it coming :whosnext:
- Dammit!! I forgot to get some water when I was at the cafeteria :banghead: Now I’ve got to go back.
- Where has Ewan McGregor been? I miss him and his light saber 🙁
- Maybe I should go to England on my honeymoon so I can stalk Ewan and Kevin at the same time. I’m sure Erik wouldn’t mind at all.
- Also, I got in trouble today. I wore Chucks to work…I didn’t really consider them “sneakers” but whatever :dunno:
That’s it for now…riveting entertainment at it’s best! Now, if you haven’t voted for me go do it now so I can feel special and loved. Damn…I’m up to 24…this makes me feel all tingly and stuff.