I’ll Have You Know

  • I haven’t had a bagel or latte in a while. Ok ok…I ate a 1/2 of a garlic bagel (no cream cheese) last week but it was taunting me. Lately I’ve been buying regular coffees with sugar. I used to use the fake sugar but I think it’s better just to cut down on sugar.
  • Why do the women in porn never know how to give head? It’s always so amusing to watch. I’ve never seen gay porn, I have a feeling they do it right.
  • I’d go into more of an explaination but I’m quite sure it’s not necessary.
  • I think I’ve gotten over the betrayal by my fiance and the penguin that lives with us. It wasn’t easy but let’s just say I took most of my anger out on the bitch. She had it coming :whosnext:
  • Dammit!! I forgot to get some water when I was at the cafeteria :banghead: Now I’ve got to go back.
  • Where has Ewan McGregor been? I miss him and his light saber 🙁
  • Maybe I should go to England on my honeymoon so I can stalk Ewan and Kevin at the same time. I’m sure Erik wouldn’t mind at all.
  • Also, I got in trouble today. I wore Chucks to work…I didn’t really consider them “sneakers” but whatever :dunno:

That’s it for now…riveting entertainment at it’s best! Now, if you haven’t voted for me go do it now so I can feel special and loved. Damn…I’m up to 24…this makes me feel all tingly and stuff.

  1. Avitable

    April 10, 2007 at 9:16 am

    What’s wrong with the way that girls give blowjobs in porn?

  2. Robin

    April 10, 2007 at 9:18 am

    :avi: – Maybe I haven’t seen very good porns but they are trying to show off so much that they seem to be admiring the penis more than doing their job. Do you really want more detail?

  3. Avitable

    April 10, 2007 at 9:20 am

    No, but I think you should do a video and demonstrate on a banana the proper way to do it. Mr. Fab did that once and it scarred me for life.

    They do a good mix of hands-on action and mouth action. It seems like it would work well. I should find a porn star and get her to blow me to test it.

  4. Robin

    April 10, 2007 at 9:25 am

    :avi: – I think I draw the line at world wide video demonstration but I did teach some friends in college with a popsicle. I once had an ex get drunk and go on and on about my “talents” to a room full of people. I also once had 2 ex’s (friends) argue with another friend’s ex about who was better. Trust me, I think most of them could do it better…porn stars I mean. I’m just sayin.

  5. Avitable

    April 10, 2007 at 9:30 am

    Now I think a video is definitely in order!

  6. Mr. Fabulous

    April 10, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Men take a lot of flack for not knowing how to go down on women, but I am of the opinion that there are a LOT of women out there who don’t know how to give head to men.

    I feel close enough to ya’ll to share that I have NEVER been able to cum from a BJ. It feels good, but still…

    And Avitable, next time you see Mrs. Fab if you mention this, as much as I love you, I will kick your fucking ass :avi:

  7. NYC Watchdog

    April 10, 2007 at 10:15 am

    I definitely think this needs to be a video.

    Think of it as educating the masses. Just make sure you mention NO TEETH.

  8. Avitable

    April 10, 2007 at 10:19 am

    Look at you, being all honest and sincere, today, Fab.

    Don’t worry. I’m one discreet muthafucka. 😎

  9. stephanie

    April 10, 2007 at 3:45 pm


    Somehow, this smiley seemed somewhat appropriate mouth wise! :lmfao: :lmao:

  10. Geeky Dragon Girl

    April 10, 2007 at 7:13 pm

    I once got reprimanded for wearing pants that was styled after athletic gear, but wasn’t actually made of athletic gear material. And it was casual friday for petes sake! Stupid policy again wearing any kind of athletic gear to work no matter what day it is. Who gives a fuck? I work behind a computer all day!

  11. Robin

    April 10, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    :avi: – I’ll need to get nice and drunk to make that video.

    Mr. Fab – You know…many guys have told me the same thing…until they met me 😀

    Stephanie – That deserves a :whip:

    GDG – It’s just ridiculous. My shoes were nice and I was thinking of doing a more Ellen Degeneres look with nice shoes that are also sneakers. They need to wake up and get a clue :pissed:

  12. Mr. Fabulous

    April 10, 2007 at 8:27 pm

    You know…I have known plenty of women who thought it was just a line, although it’s true. And most women who have heard it have said what you did, And a few even took a run at it.


  13. Robin

    April 10, 2007 at 8:29 pm

    I never thought it was a line, I believed it. They told me what they did and they had no idea what they were doing.

  14. Denise TN

    April 11, 2007 at 6:43 am

    I have NEVER had a man NOT cum after a blowjob. Never. I know what I’m doing.

    Porn blowjobs are retarded. I hate watching those airheads smiling and worshiping a damn penis. It’s a fucking dick…either suck it or shut the fuck up.

    What’s the big deal about footwear? Why are offices so damn uptight about what someone wears to work?

  15. Gemini

    April 11, 2007 at 7:55 am

    I didnt see that you got in trouble for wearing your chucks… that is dumb… but what do I know the place that I worked at let us where baseball hats and jeans to work.

  16. Robin

    April 11, 2007 at 9:35 am

    Denise – Thanks for backing me up!! Why don’t I have a high five smilie?

    Gemini – I added that a bit later…so lame.

  17. Joefish

    April 11, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    Have you read Ewan McGregor’s book “Long Way ‘Round?” I bought it, but haven’t read it yet.

  18. Robin

    April 11, 2007 at 1:53 pm

    I have some book by him but I was disappointed to see he wasn’t naked in ANY of it :annoyed:

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