Comment Contest

Mr. Fab, the whore, would win that one every time!

Denise, I almost did the exact same thing! But then I realized she said April 1st.

Avi – Couldn’t be more true.

Oh you are sneaky Denise…

Ok, no cheating :whosnext:

That was NOT cheating…it was simply talking slowly so that everyone can understand me. :whistle:

You are so considerate :poke:

That was SO cheating Denise!!! OMFG!!!

I want to know why you can’t boost my comments like that??? Huh???

Denise has been reprimanded and once I feel she’s learned her lesson I will let her out of my closet :whosnext:

You’re not gonna use the ball-gag again are you? :surrender:

and I have another surprise as well…but that’s for later.

See!!! That’s so unfair!!! Not only does she get to take a lead in the contest… but she gets put into the closet!!!!!!!!!

It ain’t right…

…I wanna be put in the closet…

*SNIFF* *SNIFF*

I’ve got the nipple clamps for you

Hey, there’s plenty of room in this closet! Come on in Dawg! I won’t bite.

I won’t bite.

Unless I tell you to

Woo Hoo!!! :what:

I will totally be in there whether you bite or not.

We KNOW who loves you most.

Me.

Oh, shut up…ya big comment hoochie! :nana: I’m gonna win this comment contest!

Ohh ohh I better get to commenting like crazy….and Robin I thought the nipple clamps were for me?

I feel so love you bunch of suckups :tongue:

Heather B – You had nipple clamps last week, this week I was hoping to get a little messy

Any prizes for last place?

Joefish – You get taunted endlessly and a bitchslap :whack: from me.

Dammit. I wanted a bitchslap.

I love getting messy

Oh c’mon Fab, we all know your a comment posting whore

If loving Robin is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…

Whoever said loving Mistress was wrong??? Especially when doing so FEELS so right…

Mr. Fab – I’ve got a bitchslap with your name on it and flattery will get you passive aggressive sweetness with a touch of masochism.

Heather B – Ok well I’ve got the hot wax and the syrup of your choice right here waiting for ya.

Watchdog – Is it ok if I call you Watchdog or should I call you Dawg?  Some people have certainly thought loving me was wrong over the years but then they will be in a padded cell any day now.

OHH la la.. will you let me pore it over your back? haha…. maybe ill use some hot wax tonight hehe

Time to whip out that dusty old comment spammer … now, where did I hide that thing?

Hello comment spam! Perhaps you need a few rules to your contest. Like each post has to be meaningful sentences.

Anita – :eyebrow:

GDG – You have a good point, I need rules.

The rule: “Play nice.”

Translation: “Denise, play nice and stop speaking so slowly because you think everyone else is retarded.”

YEAH Denise!!! Eye’em newt stewpud!!!

I naver sed u wuz stewoud. I jus talk reel fas iz awl.

Watchdog – I’m SURE Denise wasn’t intentional with that…she’s far too sweet and innocent to do that.

Denise – Yuo aer clazzy.

So what’s your record for comments on a single post?

I think this is the most :lmao:

My stats plugin isn’t working right now so I’m assuming.

Wow, you should run a comment contest every day. It works exponentially, right? You’d be more popular than Google

You know you love the attention. Heh. :heartbeat:

I needed one more comment…now I’m on top of Joe and under Mr. Fab.

Uh…that would be kinda kinky. :clap:

Ooh, Denise. You’re so naughty.

Not like that’s bad or anything.

Now Joe’s in the middle. Kinky boy. I didn’t know you were into that.

I keep an open mind. :cheesy:

You guys ARE all dirty whores. I’m closing this post for the time being…email me with questions.

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mg: Denise I never knew you could be a cheater! :lmao:

As I haven’t visited before, it would be fun If I won!

I’m not a cheater! I left legitimate comments…just because no one else values them…well…that’s just not my problem. :eyebrow:

OHHH… I so bad want a crazy redheaded smily!!!!

and why can I not login??? hmmm…

This is the best one I could find, Tori:

http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9720/redheadvd8.gif

Jean-Luc – Welcome :wave:

Denise – Just keep telling yourself that.

Tori – You have a little ways to go my dear.

Denise – Nice smilie…it works…fits with the ones I have.

Wow, yet another really cool blog layout (I haven’t been directly to the site in a couple weeks, I’ve just been reading via bloglines). Where did you get this, did you make it yourself?

Thanks! Leanne made it for me…she rocks :rock: I gave her the colors I wanted and the style idea.

Holy crap I miss out on everything. Contest? Here? I’m so in. Now if I can just get the cat off the computer so I can type without having to delete every other word.

I need to get going!!! i am way at the bottom!

Hmmm I wonder what smilie I would be! :twitchy:

:buff:

Maybe I’ll be able to come through in the final hours. yeah. That’s it.

:dance:

Ohhhhhh I have to look at what smiley I want to be.

OK thats pissing me off one more time http://www.laclasse.free.fr/carotte/Mafia2.gif

You’re right, that one totally ROCKS!

I wonder if there is a 2 headed smilie or something like that….like a gemini smilie!!!!! hmmm off to search for one.. hehe

So glad you liked it Mr. Fab. Some reason mine got ate again. Yet it told me I did a double comment so maybe it got spamdunked.

So, it looks like Dawg won?…

Cheers Dawg!! :martini:

It’s every month, I don’t have the energy to do this contest everyday.

I wish I had won. :unsure: I went to bed all in the lead… and then Denise started SPAMMING AGAIN!!!! I’m a gonna have to work on it :buff: .

I did not SPAM!!!! You’re big dork! :nana:

You could win someday, eventually everyone won’t try so hard and we’ll just see what happens. I had no idea this would make people enjoy coming to my site so much.

Denise, in the very thread, you talked s-l-o-w-l-y… what do you call that????

Yee a spammer and you know it…

I hope I can win.

I always lose at everything else… :angel:

Yeah, she was definitely spamming in March, but I still won.

Oh, yeah…I SPAMMED back then, but not lately. Stop being such a bully.

I haven’t been this popular since it leaked out I had a special talent around college :secret:

Oh yeah? Have you lost this talent?

Do tell! What was that special talent? Did it involve flutes?

:avi: – it’s there somewhere…I just haven’t practiced it enough.

Denise – It did not involve flutes.

Well sheeeit. Maybe I should meander up to Massachusetts.

I bet if you revealed that “special talent” in a video… you would be even MORE popular… like Ebaum’s World popular and stuff.

Oh…. and Denise spams… but that’s because she likes to be ontop… which normally I don’t have a problem with whatsoever… but in this case… I NEED to be ontop.

Yeah.

That’s it.

Not for nothing… but that was a lot of comment there. It should count for two.

:eyebrow: does this special talent have to do with Snarf? :whistle:

Don’t be spreading that nickname around…I’ll never hear the end of it :help:

ohh a smilie named after me, although i have not been commenting at all this month it seems

You’ll get in there someday :poke:

:eyebrow: was I right?

Whoo hoo!!! I am now on the top of the list!! hehe

Since I just found ya I have a lot of catching up to do…..

It would be nifty as hell to have a smiley named after me.

I think we would all love that, I need to make one of them me.

It is YOUR blog. I see no reason not to have a smiley that is your clone.

I know, I need to pick one. It has to be from the same family as the ones I have already.

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