Comment Contest

So I was thinking of making a contest in regards to the sidebar Top Ten list. Whoever is at the top of the Top Ten list at the end of every month will have an entire post dedicated to them.

In order to use the list to your advantage you need to make sure you always post with the same name (helps to just log in) and make sure you do not have the same name as anyone else. After that all you need to do is comment, a lot. We’ll see how this goes. Lately Mr. Fabulous has been at the top a lot and I don’t know if we all really want a post about him every month, do we? The first post will be April 1st, so let’s do this! Rules:

  1. Comments need to be meaningful and not just a matter of racking up points.
  2. Sucking up will only make me blush and possibly take you off my hit list.
  3. Real constructive comments may give you more leverage but then it may not, I can’t guarantee anything.
  4. If you comment on my blog there is a 95% chance I will comment on yours too and as always with an inspiring comment that will make you question the meaning of life for the rest of the day.
  5. I have the right to change my mind and the rules at any time. Play nice.
  6. You have no choice whatsoever what smilie you get, so be prepared.
  7. You can only win once every 3 months, that way the same person doesn’t win every month — nothing fun about that.

  • http://avitable.blogspot.com Avitable

    Mr. Fab, the whore, would win that one every time!

  • http://avitable.blogspot.com Avitable

    Denise, I almost did the exact same thing! But then I realized she said April 1st. :D

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Avi – Couldn’t be more true.

    Oh you are sneaky Denise…

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Ok, no cheating :whosnext:

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    That was NOT cheating…it was simply talking slowly so that everyone can understand me. :whistle:

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    You are so considerate :poke:

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    That was SO cheating Denise!!! OMFG!!!

    I want to know why you can’t boost my comments like that??? Huh???

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Denise has been reprimanded and once I feel she’s learned her lesson I will let her out of my closet :whosnext:

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    You’re not gonna use the ball-gag again are you? :surrender:

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    :evil: and I have another surprise as well…but that’s for later.

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    See!!! That’s so unfair!!! Not only does she get to take a lead in the contest… but she gets put into the closet!!!!!!!!!

    It ain’t right…

    …I wanna be put in the closet…

    *SNIFF* *SNIFF*

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    I’ve got the nipple clamps for you :evil:

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    Hey, there’s plenty of room in this closet! Come on in Dawg! I won’t bite.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    I won’t bite.

    Unless I tell you to :evil:

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    Woo Hoo!!! :what:

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    I will totally be in there whether you bite or not.

  • http://redirect.alexa.com/redirect?pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    We KNOW who loves you most.

    Me.

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    Oh, shut up…ya big comment hoochie! :nana: I’m gonna win this comment contest!

  • http://www.heathersblog.com Heather B

    Ohh ohh I better get to commenting like crazy….and Robin I thought the nipple clamps were for me?

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    I feel so love you bunch of suckups :tongue:

    Heather B – You had nipple clamps last week, this week I was hoping to get a little messy :wink:

  • http://feastofcrumbs.com/blog/ Joefish

    Any prizes for last place?

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Joefish – You get taunted endlessly and a bitchslap :whack: from me.

  • http://pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    Dammit. I wanted a bitchslap.

  • http://www.heathersblog.com Heather B

    I love getting messy :)

  • http://hterry.com Blueyes

    Oh c’mon Fab, we all know your a comment posting whore :D

  • http://redirect.alexa.com/redirect?pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    If loving Robin is wrong, I don’t wanna be right…

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    Whoever said loving Mistress was wrong??? Especially when doing so FEELS so right…

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Mr. Fab – I’ve got a bitchslap with your name on it and flattery will get you passive aggressive sweetness with a touch of masochism.

    Heather B – Ok well I’ve got the hot wax and the syrup of your choice right here waiting for ya.

    Watchdog – Is it ok if I call you Watchdog or should I call you Dawg?  Some people have certainly thought loving me was wrong over the years but then they will be in a padded cell any day now.

  • http://www.heathersblog.com Heather B

    OHH la la.. will you let me pore it over your back? haha…. maybe ill use some hot wax tonight hehe

  • http://www.saynotocrack.com/ Anita

    Time to whip out that dusty old comment spammer … now, where did I hide that thing?

  • http://www.iliveunderarock.com Geeky Dragon Girl

    Hello comment spam! Perhaps you need a few rules to your contest. Like each post has to be meaningful sentences.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Anita – :eyebrow:

    GDG – You have a good point, I need rules.

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    The rule: “Play nice.”

    Translation: “Denise, play nice and stop speaking so slowly because you think everyone else is retarded.”

    YEAH Denise!!! Eye’em newt stewpud!!!

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    I naver sed u wuz stewoud. I jus talk reel fas iz awl.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Watchdog – I’m SURE Denise wasn’t intentional with that…she’s far too sweet and innocent to do that.

    Denise – Yuo aer clazzy.

  • http://feastofcrumbs.com/blog/ Joefish

    So what’s your record for comments on a single post?

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    I think this is the most :lmao:

    My stats plugin isn’t working right now so I’m assuming.

  • http://www.saynotocrack.com/ Anita

    Wow, you should run a comment contest every day. It works exponentially, right? You’d be more popular than Google ;)

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    You know you love the attention. Heh. :heartbeat:

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    I needed one more comment…now I’m on top of Joe and under Mr. Fab.

    Uh…that would be kinda kinky. :clap:

  • http://feastofcrumbs.com/blog/ Joefish

    Ooh, Denise. You’re so naughty.

  • http://feastofcrumbs.com/blog/ Joefish

    Not like that’s bad or anything.

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    Now Joe’s in the middle. Kinky boy. I didn’t know you were into that. :evil:

  • http://feastofcrumbs.com/blog/ Joefish

    I keep an open mind. :cheesy:

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    You guys ARE all dirty whores. I’m closing this post for the time being…email me with questions.

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  • http://www.jenniferhasspoken.com Jen

    :o mg: Denise I never knew you could be a cheater! :lmao:

  • http://jlpicard.blogspot.com/ Jean-Luc Picard

    As I haven’t visited before, it would be fun If I won!

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    I’m not a cheater! I left legitimate comments…just because no one else values them…well…that’s just not my problem. :eyebrow:

  • http://www.toriblaine.blogspot.com tori

    OHHH… I so bad want a crazy redheaded smily!!!!

    and why can I not login??? hmmm…

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    This is the best one I could find, Tori:

    http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9720/redheadvd8.gif

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Jean-Luc – Welcome :wave:

    Denise – Just keep telling yourself that.

    Tori – You have a little ways to go my dear.

    Denise – Nice smilie…it works…fits with the ones I have.

  • http://www.saynotocrack.com/ Anita

    Wow, yet another really cool blog layout (I haven’t been directly to the site in a couple weeks, I’ve just been reading via bloglines). Where did you get this, did you make it yourself?

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Thanks! Leanne made it for me…she rocks :rock: I gave her the colors I wanted and the style idea.

  • http://everylittlething247.com Frankie

    Holy crap I miss out on everything. Contest? Here? I’m so in. Now if I can just get the cat off the computer so I can type without having to delete every other word.

  • http://geminibitch.wordpress.com Gemini

    I need to get going!!! i am way at the bottom!

    Hmmm I wonder what smilie I would be! :twitchy:

  • http://intricateart.com/blog/ Leanne

    :buff:

    Maybe I’ll be able to come through in the final hours. yeah. That’s it.

    :dance:

  • http://everylittlething247.com Frankie

    Ohhhhhh I have to look at what smiley I want to be.

  • http://everylittlething247.com Frankie

    OK thats pissing me off one more time http://www.laclasse.free.fr/carotte/Mafia2.gif

  • http://redirect.alexa.com/redirect?pointless-drivel.com Mr. Fabulous

    You’re right, that one totally ROCKS!

  • http://geminibitch.wordpress.com Gemini

    I wonder if there is a 2 headed smilie or something like that….like a gemini smilie!!!!! hmmm off to search for one.. hehe

  • http://everylittlething247.com Frankie

    So glad you liked it Mr. Fab. Some reason mine got ate again. Yet it told me I did a double comment so maybe it got spamdunked.

  • http://iendedupherehow.com/blog/ stephanie

    So, it looks like Dawg won?…

    Cheers Dawg!! :martini:

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    It’s every month, I don’t have the energy to do this contest everyday.

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    I wish I had won. :unsure: I went to bed all in the lead… and then Denise started SPAMMING AGAIN!!!! I’m a gonna have to work on it :buff: .

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    I did not SPAM!!!! You’re big dork! :nana:

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    You could win someday, eventually everyone won’t try so hard and we’ll just see what happens. I had no idea this would make people enjoy coming to my site so much.

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    Denise, in the very thread, you talked s-l-o-w-l-y… what do you call that????

    Yee a spammer and you know it…

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    I hope I can win.

    I always lose at everything else… :angel:

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    Yeah, she was definitely spamming in March, but I still won.

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    Oh, yeah…I SPAMMED back then, but not lately. Stop being such a bully.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    I haven’t been this popular since it leaked out I had a special talent around college :secret:

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    Oh yeah? Have you lost this talent?

  • http://mentalexcrements.com DeniseTN

    Do tell! What was that special talent? Did it involve flutes?

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    :avi: – it’s there somewhere…I just haven’t practiced it enough.

    Denise – It did not involve flutes.

  • http://www.avitable.com Avitable

    Well sheeeit. Maybe I should meander up to Massachusetts.

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    I bet if you revealed that “special talent” in a video… you would be even MORE popular… like Ebaum’s World popular and stuff.

    Oh…. and Denise spams… but that’s because she likes to be ontop… which normally I don’t have a problem with whatsoever… but in this case… I NEED to be ontop.

    Yeah.

    That’s it.

  • http://www.apileofdogbones.com NYC Watchdog

    Not for nothing… but that was a lot of comment there. It should count for two.

  • http://geminibitch.wordpress.com Gemini

    :eyebrow: does this special talent have to do with Snarf? :whistle:

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    Don’t be spreading that nickname around…I’ll never hear the end of it :help:

  • http://www.heathersblog.com Heather B

    ohh a smilie named after me, although i have not been commenting at all this month it seems

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    You’ll get in there someday :poke:

  • http://geminibitch.wordpress.com Gemini

    :eyebrow: was I right? :evil:

  • http://geminibitch.wordpress.com Gemini

    Whoo hoo!!! I am now on the top of the list!! hehe

  • http://www.themuttprincess.wordpress.com themuttprincess

    Since I just found ya I have a lot of catching up to do…..

  • http://www.themuttprincess.wordpress.com themuttprincess

    It would be nifty as hell to have a smiley named after me.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    I think we would all love that, I need to make one of them me.

  • http://www.themuttprincess.wordpress.com themuttprincess

    It is YOUR blog. I see no reason not to have a smiley that is your clone.

  • http://www.roadlessunraveled.com Robin

    I know, I need to pick one. It has to be from the same family as the ones I have already.

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