How does one plan a baby shower? I’m assuming transexual strippers and body shots :dunno:

I have a whiteboard at work and sometimes I really want to write something to freak people out. Someday when I go out for lunch I am going to put “1:00 – 2:00 Methadone Clinic” :twitchy:

I think The Whack Pack is starting to get to me, I’m much darker and more cynical than ever before.

I was going to do a post about the documentary Jesus Camp but my documentary posts only end up with a lot more questions than answers. Let’s just say I think these people are more than slightly disturbed because I cannot imagine dedicating my entire being to anything or anyone, especially with no real proof of it.

I’ve been watching some of Who’s Wedding is it Anyway? which I think is much more interesting than A Wedding Story but maybe that’s because it’s less cheesy. I just hope I don’t turn into one of those chicks who keeps repeating “this is about me, this is my day” and if I do you can slap me.

The venue decision should be final by the end of the week at the latest. Either it will be a go or it won’t be. My dad is sending them his “updated” copy of the contract tomorrow. If it isn’t a go then that will mean either I have to start seeing venues again or we will give up.

I just have to share another romantic chalk drawing from my man a couple weekends ago, of course instead of doing this he could have been doing dishes. I kid :tongue: (smoosh is another one of our silly pet names, even the furkids are called smoosh)