He Saves! He Scores!

  • How does one plan a baby shower? I’m assuming transexual strippers and body shots :dunno:

  • I have a whiteboard at work and sometimes I really want to write something to freak people out. Someday when I go out for lunch I am going to put “1:00 – 2:00 Methadone Clinic” :twitchy:

  • I think The Whack Pack is starting to get to me, I’m much darker and more cynical than ever before.

  • I was going to do a post about the documentary Jesus Camp but my documentary posts only end up with a lot more questions than answers. Let’s just say I think these people are more than slightly disturbed because I cannot imagine dedicating my entire being to anything or anyone, especially with no real proof of it.

  • I’ve been watching some of Who’s Wedding is it Anyway? which I think is much more interesting than A Wedding Story but maybe that’s because it’s less cheesy. I just hope I don’t turn into one of those chicks who keeps repeating “this is about me, this is my day” and if I do you can slap me.

  • The venue decision should be final by the end of the week at the latest. Either it will be a go or it won’t be. My dad is sending them his “updated” copy of the contract tomorrow. If it isn’t a go then that will mean either I have to start seeing venues again or we will give up.

  • I just have to share another romantic chalk drawing from my man a couple weekends ago, of course instead of doing this he could have been doing dishes. I kid :tongue: (smoosh is another one of our silly pet names, even the furkids are called smoosh)


  1. Mr. Fabulous

    April 3, 2007 at 6:19 am

    Hey, darker and cynical is HOT.

  2. Avitable

    April 3, 2007 at 8:05 am

    I think you should come up with something dark and funny for the whiteboard every day.

  3. Robin

    April 3, 2007 at 8:07 am

    Mr. Fab – Well those are the keys to my striptease :dance:

    Avi – I would but they don’t have much of a sense of humor, any ideas?

  4. Avitable

    April 3, 2007 at 8:09 am

    As long as it makes you laugh, that’s all that matters.

    The Methadone clinic idea is hilarious!

    If I come up with any others, I’ll tell you.

  5. Robin

    April 3, 2007 at 8:12 am

    It has to be something I can get away with, something that isn’t obvious.

  6. Avitable

    April 3, 2007 at 8:17 am

    Hmm. They won’t find any of that stuff funny?

  7. Robin

    April 3, 2007 at 8:18 am

    It might not go over well at a Health Plan company :dunno:

  8. Avitable

    April 3, 2007 at 8:22 am

    Yeah, good point.

    You should do your daily schedule:

    8AM-9AM: Drink
    9AM-10AM: Gossip
    10AM-12PM: Lunch
    12PM-2PM: Nap
    2PM-3PM: Meeting
    3PM-4PM: Drink
    4PM-4:15PM: Work
    4:15PM: Sneak out early

  9. stephanie

    April 3, 2007 at 11:09 am

    I can’t stand watching any of those wedding shows. Then again, I’m a jaded bitch! :secret:

  10. Robin

    April 3, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Avi – It’s too bad they don’t have a sense of humor, they are all so serious here.

    Stephanie – I used to be too…I still am mostly but I’m also planning a wedding so I’m a jaded but romantic bride.

  11. Jen

    April 4, 2007 at 9:02 am

    Doesn’t sound like a very fun task! :banghead:

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