The Truth About Avitable
The first Comment Contest at RLU has finished and here is the final score (or at least when I went to bed):
- avitable (87)
- Heather B (74)
- NYC Watchdog (54)
- Mr. Fabulous (50)
- DeniseTN (45)
- Gemini (31)
- Joefish (30)
- Kentucky Girl (19)
- Geeky Dragon Girl (17)
- Maureen (17)
As you can see the winner is the good ol sheep lover Avi and now I will go into much more about who Avitable really is. The contest of April is on so let’s play fair :whosnext:
Avitable of the blogworld was born in a small town in Mexico and was traded to a family in the united states for a donkey. To this day I think his American family still questions whether the trade was fair. Still, he’s on his way to making name for himself as one of the top ten most disturbed bloggers and well…that’s about all he’s really done with his life.
Some things you may not have known about Avitable is that his favorite Jelly Belly is Pickled Pig Fetus but somehow I think he came up with that on in his basement. I would like to believe that your favorite Jelly Belly says a lot about who you are as a person and I think we all would like to not dig to deep into the real meaning this time.
If there world were going to end in the next 10 minutes Avi would like to spend those last precious minutes fucking everything in site (I assume that means livestock, dishwashers and republicans) and then he would eat it. So I suggest, if the world is about to end to run for your lives unless the way you would like to spend your last minutes on earth is being Avi’s fuck conquest and his last meal.
Avi expects to have his 15 minutes of fame any day now and you’ll see him on the cover of People with the words “The Man Who Makes Women Speak Yiddish From Orgasm.” Actually, it would probably be Anna Nicole Smith or Britney Spears this happened with. Or just maybe he might luck out and give Avril the night of her life…her music would sure sound much more interesting after that :eyebrow:
But let’s get serious for a moment, because Avi is quite the humanitarian and he really cares about the earth. When he buries the dead hookers in his backyard (usually cut in pieces) he likes to use brown packing paper because it is biodegradable. Now that is a man that cares about the earth, we could all learn a lot from such a man.
His next project is to develop the new miracle drug called Voy-R and peeping toms all over the world will owe him a debt of gratitude.