Not On Vibrate

So I haven’t been able to find my cell phone all day and when I got home I still couldn’t find it anywhere.  When Erik got home I told him that I thought it was lost and of course he offered to ring it for me with his.

I’m sitting on the sofa with a blanket over me when suddenly my cooch is playing Everlong and I look at him confused :confused:  I reach down into my lap and find my the cell phone stuck in between the cushions.

Who knew my cooch was so musical :eyebrow:

  1. DeniseTN

    March 29, 2007 at 8:28 pm

    What scares me is that your cooch is everLONG. I didn’t know that you had a penis.

  2. NYC Watchdog

    March 29, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    I love the musical cooches. It gives me something to listen to while I’m down there working.

  3. Gemini

    March 29, 2007 at 8:44 pm

    LOL :lmao: a couch with a Penis!

  4. Robin

    March 29, 2007 at 8:48 pm

    2 really good ideas!

    A musical cooch and a couch with a penis! I may have to start a company :clap:

  5. Jen

    March 29, 2007 at 9:51 pm

    My husband wishes my cooch was musical some days! :lmao:

  6. Heather B

    March 30, 2007 at 12:26 am

    LOL Musical Cooch…. not sure I would know what to do if that happened to me lol

  7. Mr. Fabulous

    March 30, 2007 at 6:19 am

    I did, but you swore me to secrecy, remember?

  8. Robin

    March 30, 2007 at 7:47 am

    Oh yeah, I remember :secret:

  9. Avitable

    March 30, 2007 at 8:21 am

    My couch has a penis and a cooch. It’s a hermaphrocouch.

  10. Avitable

    March 30, 2007 at 4:01 pm

    I can’t believe I didn’t get a laugh for “hermaphrocouch”.

  11. Robin

    March 30, 2007 at 5:24 pm

    You did, I just didn’t have a smart remark and didn’t want to encourage you either :crazy:

  12. Avitable

    March 30, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    But I like to be encouraged to be obscene!

  13. Robin

    March 30, 2007 at 5:41 pm

    It’s a full-time job you know…

  14. Avitable

    March 30, 2007 at 5:42 pm

    Encouraging or being obscene?

  15. Robin

    March 30, 2007 at 5:44 pm

    Encouraging you to be obscene.

  16. Avitable

    March 30, 2007 at 5:48 pm

    Yeah, I can see that. My wife’s exhausted from doing that.

  17. NYC Watchdog

    March 30, 2007 at 5:52 pm

    I never need encouragement.

    I just am.

  18. Mr. Fabulous

    April 1, 2007 at 4:23 pm

    I am very troubled that my gravatar does not show up on your site. Don’t you like my gravatar? What is the story here? LOL

  19. Robin

    April 1, 2007 at 4:30 pm

    I had that issue before, I think it’s gravatar being lazy.

  20. DeniseTN

    April 1, 2007 at 4:31 pm

    Gravatar discriminates.

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