My NO List
Here is a list of things that are a big NO in regards to my wedding:
- No stupid songs like the Macarena. Maybe just one song for the kids there but thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s it.
- No traditional garter crap.
- No cheesy pictures of us standing in weird poses because that just isnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t us. I want nice romantic pictures but not weird stuff like us looking off into the horizon together.
- Nothing froofie, I hate froofie.
- No money games, I think thatÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s utterly tacky.
- No church of any kind.
- No crazy stressfulness for the week of the wedding, I figure at that point the control is gone.
- No keeping secrets from me worrying IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll flip a lid, I want to know.
- No strippers Ã¢â‚¬â€œ at least not the kind pumped up on steroids and wearing a g-string.