My NO List

Here is a list of things that are a big NO in regards to my wedding:

  1. No stupid songs like the Macarena. Maybe just one song for the kids there but that’s it.
  2. No traditional garter crap.
  3. No cheesy pictures of us standing in weird poses because that just isn’t us. I want nice romantic pictures but not weird stuff like us looking off into the horizon together.
  4. Nothing froofie, I hate froofie.
  5. No money games, I think that’s utterly tacky.
  6. No church of any kind.
  7. No crazy stressfulness for the week of the wedding, I figure at that point the control is gone.
  8. No keeping secrets from me worrying I’ll flip a lid, I want to know.
  9. No strippers – at least not the kind pumped up on steroids and wearing a g-string.

  1. J.

    March 26, 2007 at 11:56 am

    We got married outside, and later that night, had a HUGE bonfire. Guess what got the fire started? My flaming bouquet that I tossed. Heh.

  2. Robin

    March 26, 2007 at 11:58 am

    I love it! :ohgreatone:

  3. Jen

    March 26, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    We didn’t do the Macarena, but we did do the Chicken Dance! :lmfao:

  4. NYC Watchdog

    March 26, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    No garter?

    That makes me sad.

  5. Robin

    March 26, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    I may have one, I just won’t be playing wedding games with it.

  6. Maureen

    March 26, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    May I add one? How about ‘No pushing cake into each other’s faces’. I’ve always thought that was such a mean, competitive way to start out a life together.

  7. Robin

    March 26, 2007 at 12:43 pm

    Maureen – I guess that one hadn’t even crossed my mind…no way.

  8. Heather B

    March 26, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    Bring on the lady strippers for me… ok maybe i would have to go to the bachelor party instead lol

  9. Robin

    March 26, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    I’d actually rather lady strippers to male strippers.

  10. Heather B

    March 26, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    Well if you do i’ll be there lol

  11. NYC Watchdog

    March 26, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Now if YOU strip… I’ll definately be there!!!

  12. Robin

    March 26, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    Well…..I’ve always wanted to do amateur night :dance:

  13. Heather B

    March 26, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    Ohh Amateur night! that will be fun 🙂

  14. NYC Watchdog

    March 26, 2007 at 2:13 pm

    hehehehehe

    I feel funny

    hehehehehe

  15. Kentucky Girl

    March 27, 2007 at 5:03 am

    Sounds good to me! I’m telling you, I had a totally stress-free wedding. Well, one thing stressed me out. My 6 year old cousin was running in and out of the dressing room before the wedding and everybody and their mother, brother, sister and cousin saw me in my underwear and bra at the church. Great. Lovely. LOL

  16. Robin

    March 27, 2007 at 7:33 am

    You guys are dirty :whip:

    KG – Well if I want to have all the people I care about be there I don’t have much of a choice but I’m willing to go through that to have everyone there. That is funny though :lmao:

  17. Kentucky Girl

    March 27, 2007 at 7:37 am

    Thing is, *I* was the one who got in “trouble” for yelling at her to shut the damned door…in church. Oops. LOL

  18. Robin

    March 27, 2007 at 7:39 am

    No church for me, that way I know I won’t get in any trouble 👿

  19. Kentucky Girl

    March 27, 2007 at 7:41 am

    Oh see, I’d have gotten in trouble for yelling at her or cursing no matter where I was. Heh. My mother is a MASTER at The Guilt Trip.

  20. Robin

    March 27, 2007 at 7:43 am

    I think my mom gave up on me a long time ago…probably around when I got the tattoo in the middle of my back.

  21. Kentucky Girl

    March 27, 2007 at 7:46 am

    Nah. She’s probably saving it up for something big. LOL

  22. Robin

    March 27, 2007 at 7:47 am

    Now that I think of it, she’s probably getting people together to gang up on me at my wedding :what: My mom is “Jewish” not born but converted and she’s always had quite the knack for the guilt.

  23. Kentucky Girl

    March 27, 2007 at 7:50 am

    Jewish or not, I think it is part of their genetic makeup (mothers) to be extremely well versed in the fine art of GUILT.

  24. Robin

    March 27, 2007 at 7:52 am

    My MIL is the queen of it, seriously. She could be a teacher for sure. The moment she told Erik he was an “investment” I knew her greatest talent was down and dirty guilt.

  25. Kentucky Girl

    March 27, 2007 at 7:54 am

    LMAO. Seriously. An investment? LOL That is a new one. Maybe my mom needs to brush up on her skills. 😛

  26. Robin

    March 27, 2007 at 7:57 am

    Her class is ‘Guilt 101 – How to make your children pay you back for raising them’ :lmfao:

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