Bringing Sexy Meme Back

After waking Heather B this morning with a server problem here is the popular Sex Meme going around. Feel free to ask me about any of these, I have nothing to hide.

1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?

Yes.

2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?

Not as much as I’d like to but I’m super paranoid.

3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?

Yeah, mostly at this one guy and he didn’t like it much.

4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?

Nope, don’t think so.

5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?

NO!!! I like cuddling but right after sex I need my space.

6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?

Yeah, ironically I was always picky and there were still a couple guys I wish I hadn’t.

7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?

Kinda, but I’d much rather just tell them how disappointing they were.

8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?

A little but not overboard because then it just sounds ridiculous.

9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?

Um, yeah.

10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

No, never interested in any of them.

11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?

Kinda but he stuck around a little while…

12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME?

You could say I did, sort of. There was no actual intercourse but fun was had.

13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?

A couple times, it’s hot…as long as the guy moves his head out of the way so I can see the tv.

14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?

Nope, I surprisingly have little imagination when it comes to that kind of thing, I need visual stimulation.

15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?

It got lost once.

16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?

The snarf experience, by the far the most embarrassing.

17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?

18 and a freshman in college but I tried to lose it before that.

18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?

Well obviously my fiancé but who knows if Jake Gyllenhaal showed up…I’m just sayin.

19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE?

My fiancé? Well he’s on his way to work so probably not and I’m really not sure where Jake is, so I’m probably not getting laid for the next 10 hours or so.

20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?

A little yeah, just thinking of that therapy scene from Donnie Darko my fiancé, yeah.

21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?

7, it was almost 8 but the guy had too many drinks that night.

22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?

Only when it’s the only option but to be honest I only ever had intercourse in a car once and we quickly brought it inside the house to finish.

23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO?

:lmfao: Oh don’t even GET me started!

24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIEND’S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?

Nope.

25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?

Not that I’m aware of but I’m skeptical of one guy.

26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?

Toys = extra fun

27. LINGERIE?

I fucking love lingerie, love it. It makes me feel really sexy and including it in a strip tease is even more fun. Wait, have I said too much?

28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?

Nope but I did with a bartender.

29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?

( )park
( )church
( )cemetery
( )beach
( )boat
( )school
(x)parent’s bed
(x)your bed
(x)car
( )picnic table
(x)kitchen counter
(x)couch/chair
(x)dining room/kitchen table
(x)woods (open and/or in a tent)
( )hood of a car
(x)bathroom
(x)shower
(x)bathtub
(x)the other person’s bed
( )porch/deck/balcony
(x)in a house with parents home
(x)at a party
( )on top of the washer/dryer
( )with other people in the room
(x)hotel
( )concert
( )grandparent’s house
( )field
( )bleachers
( )bookstore stock room
( )linen closet

  1. Avitable

    March 23, 2007 at 9:56 am

    That therapy scene makes you hot?

  2. Robin

    March 23, 2007 at 9:59 am

    Yeah, do you know which one I mean?

  3. Avitable

    March 23, 2007 at 10:05 am

    Yup. I’ve seen that movie a dozen times, at least.

  4. Robin

    March 23, 2007 at 10:07 am

    When he’s talking about fucking Christina Applegate…that’s hot. Does that mean there is something wrong with me?

  5. Avitable

    March 23, 2007 at 10:09 am

    Well, yes. But we already knew that!

  6. Robin

    March 23, 2007 at 10:11 am

    But I learned my insanity from watching YOU 🙁

  7. Avitable

    March 23, 2007 at 10:14 am

    You have done well, young Padawan.

  8. Robin

    March 23, 2007 at 10:17 am

    Your class is tough – although I think sitting on hot coals while watching porn is growing on me.

  9. Heather B

    March 23, 2007 at 10:20 am

    I’ll have to do this but one or two things on it i wont answer … such as the sex on parents bed lol i have family that reads my blog

  10. Robin

    March 23, 2007 at 10:27 am

    Heather B – I can understand that.

    Avi – Yeah, you keep telling me that but so far I’m just getting some unpleasant burns :what:

  11. Denise TN

    March 23, 2007 at 10:38 am

    I’m gonna have to go back and watch that therapy scene. I haven’t seen that movie in a long time.

    Uh…the condom got lost where? Hmmm?? Do tell?

  12. Robin

    March 23, 2007 at 11:25 am

    Denise – Just keep in mind I have a weird idea of “hot”.

    Well let’s just say it was lost in the depths of me and a search team was needed to get it back. There were cops, detectives and search people from the neighborhood. The condom was found and no later issues came up.

  13. Geeky Dragon Girl

    March 23, 2007 at 12:09 pm

    The condom got lost once? Um… did it ever reappear?

  14. Mr. Fabulous

    March 23, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    You had sex in a bed? Weirdo.

  15. NYC Watchdog

    March 23, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    10 hours is a lot better than 10 years for number 18.

    Just sayin’. I ain’t jealous or nothing. Nope. Not in the leastest.

  16. Robin

    March 23, 2007 at 1:15 pm

    GDG – Yes, it reappeared.

    Mr. Fab – But the bed was in a dept store, is that weird?

    Watchdog – Eh, it’ll probably be a little longer than that but hey I’ve been there…then again it’s easier for a chick to get laid. When I was first with Mr. Yoda I was taking advantage of him.

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