Bringing Sexy Meme Back
After waking Heather B this morning with a server problem here is the popular Sex Meme going around. Feel free to ask me about any of these, I have nothing to hide.
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2007?
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE?
Not as much as IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d like to but IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m super paranoid.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Yeah, mostly at this one guy and he didnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t like it much.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY?
Nope, donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t think so.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX?
NO!!! I like cuddling but right after sex I need my space.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE?
Yeah, ironically I was always picky and there were still a couple guys I wish I hadnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM?
Kinda, but IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d much rather just tell them how disappointing they were.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUCK UP?
A little but not overboard because then it just sounds ridiculous.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX?
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
No, never interested in any of them.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND?
Kinda but he stuck around a little whileÃ¢â‚¬Â¦
12. EVER HAVE A THREESOME?
You could say I did, sort of. There was no actual intercourse but fun was had.
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX?
A couple times, itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s hotÃ¢â‚¬Â¦as long as the guy moves his head out of the way so I can see the tv.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX?
Nope, I surprisingly have little imagination when it comes to that kind of thing, I need visual stimulation.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN?
It got lost once.
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE?
The snarf experience, by the far the most embarrassing.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY?
18 and a freshman in college but I tried to lose it before that.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW?
Well obviously my fiancÃƒÂ© but who knows if Jake Gyllenhaal showed upÃ¢â‚¬Â¦IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m just sayin.
19. DO YOU THINK THAT NUMBER 18 IS POSSIBLE?
My fiancÃƒÂ©? Well heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s on his way to work so probably not and IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m really not sure where Jake is, so IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m probably not getting laid for the next 10 hours or so.
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW?
A little yeah, just thinking of
that therapy scene from Donnie Darko my fiancÃƒÂ©, yeah.
21. HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS?
7, it was almost 8 but the guy had too many drinks that night.
22. DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR?
Only when itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s the only option but to be honest I only ever had intercourse in a car once and we quickly brought it inside the house to finish.
23. DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO?
:lmfao: Oh donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t even GET me started!
24. EVER HAVE SEX WITH A RELATIVE/FRIENDÃ¢â‚¬â„¢S SIGNIFICANT OTHER?
25. EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER?
Not that IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m aware of but IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m skeptical of one guy.
26. TOYS, GOOD OR BAD?
Toys = extra fun
I fucking love lingerie, love it. It makes me feel really sexy and including it in a strip tease is even more fun. Wait, have I said too much?
28. EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER?
Nope but I did with a bartender.
29. WHERE HAVE YOU HAD SEX?
( )picnic table
(x)dining room/kitchen table
(x)woods (open and/or in a tent)
( )hood of a car
(x)the other personÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s bed
(x)in a house with parents home
(x)at a party
( )on top of the washer/dryer
( )with other people in the room
( )grandparentÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s house
( )bookstore stock room
( )linen closet