Do You Know Why?

  • Why do I continue to eat Sweetarts even though they make me sick for the rest of the day?
  • Why does my dad refer to the wedding as the “function”?
  • Why can’t I seem to install a new plugin properly and why do I often tend to break my blog when installing a plugin?
  • Why can’t I drink a full 32 oz of water a day? It’s not brain surgery or anything.
  • Why did Friends have to go off the air?
  • Why hasn’t Kevin called me to let me know he’s in the area so we can meet up for lunch?
  • Why isn’t every weekend a 3 Day weekend?
  • Will anyone actually answer any of these?

More…

  • Why am I planning a wedding?  No, seriously.
  • Why does chocolate appear to solve everything?
  • Why is it just when the snow finally melts away it snows again?  New England is a big fat tease :tongue:
  • Why is Ewan McGregor so damn fine?

  1. DeniseTN

    March 15, 2007 at 11:26 am

    * Why do I continue to eat Sweetarts even though they make me sick for the rest of the day?
    Because they are so damn good.

    * Why does my dad refer to the wedding as the “function”?
    I dunno.

    * Why can’t I seem to install a new plugin properly and why do I often tend to break my blog when installing a plugin?
    Cuz that’s just the way it works.

    * Why can’t I drink a full 32 oz of water a day? It’s not brain surgery or anything.
    Does anyone?

    * Why did Friends have to go off the air?
    Cuz they are mean!

    * Why hasn’t Kevin called me to let me know he’s in the area so we can meet up for lunch?
    Cuz he’s busy having sex with me.

    * Why isn’t every weekend a 3 Day weekend?
    Cuz…well, I dunno.

    * Will anyone actually answer any of these?
    I did.

  2. Tara

    March 15, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    Function = man-word for big deal girl occasions.

    3-day weekends are only mandatory in Congress. Bastards.

  3. Heather B

    March 15, 2007 at 6:20 pm

    chocolate doesn’t appear to solve everything… IT DOES SOLVE EVERYTHING! get it straight woman 🙂

    I drink about a gallon of water a day…

  4. Mr. Fabulous

    March 16, 2007 at 3:28 am

    I think most of them can be chalked up to either mental illness or poor parenting.

    Every one of my weekends is a three day weekend 🙂

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