Do You Know Why?

Why do I continue to eat Sweetarts even though they make me sick for the rest of the day? Why does my dad refer to the wedding as the “function”? Why can’t I seem to install a new plugin properly and why do I often […]

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I Love Shelley

I think on-stage nudity is disgusting, shameful, and damaging to all things American.  But if I were twenty-two with a great body, it would be artistic, tasteful, patriotic, and a progressive religious experience. — Shelley Winters

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