Jusy Chillin

So how is that pronounced… like Juicy?
Which would be appropriate since he’s sitting between two other beverage types.

well at least he is in a good climate

I was going to hold my tongue… but I need to say it. Penguins should not play in refrigerators. There are dangers in there. Like tuna. Like mayonaise. I know the temptation of iceberg lettuce can be great, but there are better places for Penguins.

Like the freezer with the ice cream. That’s really where they belong.

It is more tragic than I realized.

Oh… poor Jusy… she’ll start thinking she can fly like all the OTHER red pepper eating birds… and then what?

The cost in therapy will be astronomical.

I don’t think I’ll have to… unless I see him sunning himself in the oven next.

Then they’ll be knocking on your door before the egg timer can go off.

Fantastic. Providing alcoholic beverages to an underage penguin.

The violations just keep on mounting.

Look, I know you all think this whole stuffed penguin thing is really funny. The fact is that we found, um, him/her through pure chance and alot of arcade game skill. He/she was literally plucked out of a terrible existence. Jusy’s story doesn’t end here though, oh no, His/her desire to entertain took him/her to new levels of danger. For instance, Jusy recently found his/herself prostrate along a length of our deck railing. After some time a slight breeze happened to assail our supine subject, thereby plummeting our flightless victim into the mud beneath our snow laden abode. At last, and with much jollification, he/she joined us once again to fill our empty lives with merriment and meaning.