Last Minute FOAD

Ok, I might as well throw out an FOAD. I certainly bitch enough as it is, why not dump it all into one post?

  • FOAD to asinine shitheads who decide to park right in front of the DD even though nobody else can get through there. Go and park like the rest of us!
  • FOAD to the bandwidth, I hope you get your shit together this month and stop messing with my head.
  • FOAD to Boston for being such complete freaks running around like scared little girls because of an advertising campaign. I mean, seriously.
  • FOAD to taxes, why must it really be so outrageously confusing?! I don’t see why it can’t all just be computed on it’s own and then you send me my check.
  • FOAD to carbohydrates and in particular cereal, I’ll see you in hell.
  • FOAD to all the dumb shit I have to get done and don’t want to take the time to do. Why don’t I have an assistant??
  • FOAD to all the damn static…why don’t I just shave my head??
  • FOAD to the schmucks I bought something from at and sent me an incomplete order.  Damn straight you’ll send me a new one!
  • FOAD to my company. How many more people do you really think you can layoff before the company starts to suffer? Somebody has to do the work you know!


  1. Mr. Fabulous

    February 1, 2007 at 8:08 pm

    When you say FOAD to cereal, does that include Rice Krispies?

    Those little guys are so cute…

  2. Krayzee Chickadee

    February 1, 2007 at 9:32 pm

    Yeah, dontja just hate when companies downsize like that? They think they are accomplishing somthing by eliminating salary expense….. but at WHAT expense? Morale of the remaining employees who have so much work piled on their desks that they will never see the light of day?

    I’m noticing more and more Heathers lately — or is it just me….. :confused:

  3. Gary

    February 2, 2007 at 1:36 am

    If you do shave your head, please post a picture. that would be interesting. 🙂

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