Last Minute FOAD
Ok, I might as well throw out an FOAD. I certainly bitch enough as it is, why not dump it all into one post?
- FOAD to asinine shitheads who decide to park right in front of the DD even though nobody else can get through there. Go and park like the rest of us!
- FOAD to the bandwidth, I hope you get your shit together this month and stop messing with my head.
- FOAD to Boston for being such complete freaks running around like scared little girls because of an advertising campaign. I mean, seriously.
- FOAD to taxes, why must it really be so outrageously confusing?! I donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t see why it canÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t all just be computed on itÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s own and then you send me my check.
- FOAD to carbohydrates and in particular cereal, IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ll see you in hell.
- FOAD to all the dumb shit I have to get done and donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t want to take the time to do. Why donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t I have an assistant??
- FOAD to all the damn static…why don’t I just shave my head??
- FOAD to the schmucks I bought something from at amazon.com and sent me an incomplete order.Ã‚Â Damn straight you’ll send me a new one!
- FOAD to my company. How many more people do you really think you can layoff before the company starts to suffer? Somebody has to do the work you know!