Wrong Number

[Doug answers the phone]
Doug Heffernan: Hello… Mhm?… Oh, hold on a second, let me get him… Arthur! Phone!
Arthur Spooner: Who is it?
Doug Heffernan: It’s Louis Di Robertis from some law firm.
Arthur Spooner: Tell him to drop dead!
Doug Heffernan: Okay, i am not going to tell him to drop dead.
Arthur Spooner: Then tell him to go to hell!
Doug Heffernan: Not telling him that either.
Arthur Spooner: Then you go to hell!
Doug Heffernan: You go to hell!
Arthur Spooner: Drop dead!
[Doug lifts up the phone]
Doug Heffernan: Sorry, wrong number.

— King of Queens

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