Here Comes Another One

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

I prefer not to say exactly who but if you know me you know who :mwahaha:

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist talk-show host out of existence. Which one will it be?

I guess Dr. Phil, he should disappear.

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

See #1.

4. What is your favorite cheese?

I’m in love with goat cheese right now and really like it in my omelets with fresh tomatoes.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your immediate disposal. What kind will you make?

I am crazy about this sandwich from Panera Bread (that they took off the menu :pissed:) and it’s called Turkey Romesca.

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?

I’d have to say good ol Jake :heartbeat:

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who do you pick?

While I love Dave Grohl I am really hot for Rivers Cuomo…I love the shy sexy nerd.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it?

Probably just go shopping :dunno:

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Visit my friend DD in Colorado, I miss her so much!

10. Upon arrival to the aforementioned location, you get off the plane and discover another hundred-dollar bill. Now that you are in the new location, what are you gonna do?

Take her out for drinks and dinner.

11. A demon rises out of Hell and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. It is…?

Cosmopolitan :martini: (peach flavor would :rock:)

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there?

I’ve always wanted to meet Sylvia Plath.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

No reality shows.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called and what’s the premise?

A sitcom based around college and in the dorms but I’m not sure what to call it. Why have they not made a show about college?

15. What is your favorite curse word?

Good ol fuck.

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Get in my car and get the fuck out of there.

17. Your house is on fire! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the item?

My laptop.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?

Have really hot sex.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What’s it gonna be?

Hear other people’s thoughts when I want to.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

When Mr. Yoda serenaded me on our first date.

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Having to see my little boy Keyser after he was hit by a car.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool stuff… you can move to anywhere else in the world! Bitchin’! What country are you going to live in now?

Ireland, sexy accents.

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age. Check it out. You have been eternally banned from every single bar in the world except for ONE. Which one is it gonna be?

Whichever one Jake is at 😉

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question…. If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to FLOAT!!! Whose house are you going to float to first, and be like “Dude, check it out… I can FLOAT!”?

Gemini’s house, I think she’d get a kick out of it. She’d be like “dude! why are you floating over my house?” and then she’d be like “why didn’t you tell me you could do that, I could have had you help with the awnings.”

25. The constant absorption of magical moonbeams mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous-person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?

I always thought that River Pheonix could have been something huge if he’d lived, so I’d bring back him.

26. The Gates of Hell have opened, and Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person, etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

I guess my furkid Keyser Soze, his life was too short.

27. What’s your theme song?

Smiling Today by Angie Nussey (wish I had the song here to upload)

Yes, I’m tagging:

Mr. Fabulous

  1. Mr. Fabulous

    January 12, 2007 at 11:10 am

    Question: Do you have really hot sex WITH the Angel of Death?

    Sigh…had tag me didn’t you, you bastard LOL

  2. Robin

    January 12, 2007 at 1:18 pm

    Mr. Fab – I thought it might ruffle your feathers 👿

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