Dear TOM

Dear T.O.M.,

I realize your visit is inevitable but I don’t see why your stay has to be so unpleasant. I can deal with the mood swings I get upon your arrival but I don’t think the swollen breasts are necessary. These things are enough of a pain the rest of the time and I refuse to go up a bra size just because you insist on visiting every month.

I also don’t appreciate you forcing me to eat lots of chocolate and other junk food. Don’t think I don’t know what you are trying to do here. The all around bloating is bad enough don’t you think?

Lastly, I know you are the one putting all the sappy songs on and sad television moments because you know I cry like a big ol baby. I don’t think it’s funny and I refuse to cry to another episode of Will & Grace. I hope you understand that your week-long visit every month and all these years has gotten old. I hope we can still be friends but I’d like for us to take a break. Email me if you like.


  1. Heather B

    October 3, 2006 at 11:51 am

    Did you actually write this or find it somewhere 😉

  2. Robin

    October 3, 2006 at 11:57 am

    I wrote it. Lame huh? :willy_nilly:

  3. Robin

    October 3, 2006 at 12:00 pm

    I figured I might as well go to the source to complain instead of always blaming Erik :dunno:

  4. Tara

    October 4, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    I have the same lame friend. Bitch won’t leave me alone either.


  5. Robin

    October 4, 2006 at 7:07 pm

    You know…you’d think he’d get a clue that he wasn’t wanted :rolleyes:

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