I realize your visit is inevitable but I donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t see why your stay has to be so unpleasant. I can deal with the mood swings I get upon your arrival but I donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t think the swollen breasts are necessary. These things are enough of a pain the rest of the time and I refuse to go up a bra size just because you insist on visiting every month.
I also donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t appreciate you forcing me to eat lots of chocolate and other junk food. DonÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t think I donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t know what you are trying to do here. The all around bloating is bad enough donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t you think?
Lastly, I know you are the one putting all the sappy songs on and sad television moments because you know I cry like a big ol baby. I donÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢t think itÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s funny and I refuse to cry to another episode of Will & Grace. I hope you understand that your week-long visit every month and all these years has gotten old. I hope we can still be friends but IÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢d like for us to take a break. Email me if you like.