10 Reasons Gay Marriage Will Ruin Our Society

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08 ) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That’s why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

  1. J.D.

    June 16, 2006 at 8:59 am

    LoL… polyester :hyper:

  2. Maureen

    June 16, 2006 at 10:15 am


    We’ve got a group in Illinois that is trying to get a referendum on the ballot in the fall, calling on the state senate to amend the state constitution to define marriage as between a man and a woman. Polling results, so far, say that this referendum will fail. I’d like to find some way to help to make sure that it does fail, though.

    I really don’t understand how people could be so upset about this. I also don’t understand how they can’t see that this is all just a smokescreen on the part of the right, to distract their voting base from noticing some of the crappier stuff that they are doing.

  3. Robin

    June 16, 2006 at 10:18 am

    That’s good. Anything I can help with for this fight in Massachusetts I will gladly do. I find it so upsetting that a loving couple doesn’t get the right to get married. I just don’t understand what the problem is and why people are so scared of it.

  4. duane

    June 16, 2006 at 10:28 am

    no matter how many times I see this… I always love it. Thanks Robin!

  5. Robin

    June 16, 2006 at 10:30 am

    duane – I just want everyone to have an equal chance at the 60% failure rate :thumbsup:

  6. Kathy

    June 16, 2006 at 5:41 pm

    I’m stealing and linking! Thanks for the laugh…and posting the feelings of our generation. Considering no one is asking what WE think. If they did ask what 20-somethings thought….you know we would all just shrug our shoulders and go “so what…it’s love”?!

  7. Robin

    June 16, 2006 at 6:16 pm

    Kathy – Exactly :rock:

  8. anonymous

    June 16, 2006 at 6:31 pm

    :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :flipa: :fingerscrossed: :fingerscrossed: :martini: :martini: :martini: :martini: :martini: :martini: :martini: :martini: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :tongue: :cheesy: :cheesy: :cheesy: does that sum it up for you?

  9. Kirsten

    June 19, 2006 at 12:01 pm

    :flipa: :tongue: :mwahaha: :flipa: that is sooo stupid… if straight people only make straight kids then how the hell did we get gays in the first place. and all the people who are supposedly homophobic acctually have “GAY TENDANCIES” its a proven fact.

    thank you for your time…

    if you need any other PROVEN information then e-mail me @ kewrose@sbcglobal.net



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