Bachelorette parties

I’ve been to a few and they’ve always been pretty nice.  The first one was a langerie party, like a sex toy party but with langerie.  Because of that party I now have my long black slinky nightgown and a red frilly thing ;)  I remember that party particularly well because I had just started seeing Mr. Big but nobody knew about him yet.  We had to play this game where the langerie woman asked us all these personal questions and whoever raised their hand to it got a coupon.  One of the question was if we’d fooled around with anyone the night before…I raised my hand.  Of course everyone looked at me because I didn’t have a boyfriend that they knew of.  Then she asked if we’d fooled around with anyone this morning…I raised my hand again.  I had to answer a lot of questions after that…it was a nice time.

The other bachelorette party was for my SILBF (Sister-in-law-best-friend) and we all went to Old Orchard Beach to stay at her grandmother’s place.  I think it was about 10 of us and mostly we just did girly things.  Some of it was a little awkward because 1/2 of the girls there were married and 1/2 of us were “single.”  That’s where I came up with the term for them as “smug marrieds” from Bridget Jones Diary because they were trying to tell me the passion is gone once you are married.  They looked at me strange when I said I’d always have passion and I know I will.

The upcoming bachelorette party is next Saturday (April 1st) but this one is very different. This bachelorette party will include a sex toy party, male stripper, a limo, 2 clubs, VIP access and a mechanical bull.  Five years ago I would have been so excited for a night like this (although not the male stripper, I’d rather a female stripper) but at 28 it just isn’t exciting anymore.  I think I’m looking forward to going dancing although I have this fear I’m too old for it.  I guess it’s my own fault how old I feel and for becoming such a homebody.  Today I’m going to try to find myself an outfit I feel sexy in and maybe that will give me an extra push for the party.


  1. Brian

    March 25, 2006 at 6:33 pm

    Jesus Robin, you’re 28 not 58… you’re not that old at all!!

  2. Robin

    March 25, 2006 at 7:05 pm

    Well I feel it…it’s not right.

  3. Freakren

    March 25, 2006 at 11:50 pm

    Sounds like you need to pick up some body glitter, cotton candy body spray and a new lip gloss for that b-party. :mrgreen: It will be a lot fun and you are never to old to dance… all it takes are a couple of shots!

  4. Robin

    March 26, 2006 at 10:03 am

    Yeah I’m in the process of putting together the right outfit and I think I’ll get my hair cut next week.

  5. Ed Kohler

    March 26, 2006 at 11:19 am

    This is the first time I’ve heard a sex toy party used as a point of reference to describe a different type of party. What happened to scrap booking? 😆

  6. Robin

    March 26, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    Well it certainly changes the tone.

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