Penis vs. Breasts
One of the ever so interesting conversations with this guy friend of mine IÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚Â¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚Â¢ve known for years. WeÃƒÆ’Ã‚Â¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚Â¬ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¾Ã‚Â¢ve always had really interesting conversations over email or im.
Guy friend: Women never cease to amaze me!
Me: Yeah being a woman is strange…you couldn’t handle it 😛
Guy friend: And yet I can handle women… figure that one out!
Me: Being a woman and handling a woman are very different things.
Guy friend: I think I’m partial to handling a woman… no periods, no child berth, we get to have the coolest appendage ever (a penis), we’re stronger, it’s a pretty sweet deal really.
Me: Yeah but it’s probably a little more interesting being a woman. You get more of a variety of clothes and hair and get makeup and all different kinds of shoes. You get to create life inside of you and you get to have breasts…which I think are even more fun than a penis because it causes you less grief than a penis does to a man. I can’t imagine dealing with erection as a kid…especially when in public.
Guy friend: OK, you may have a point with the breasts thing. But from what I hear they are more of a nuisance than anything else. They hurt when you run, it hurts to sleep on them, they get sensitive. A penis pretty much only comes out when you want it to (Actually, that’s the one sometimes-annoying thing… you wish you had complete control over the thing and sometimes it’s over-aggressive, sometimes not aggressive enough). Getting erections as a kid isn’t that bad. I don’t think I ever had one of the dreaded embarrassing erections in public. As a kid you’re usually wearing jeans, which kind of hides it. As for carrying a baby around for 9 months, not being able to drink or smoke, having morning sickness, etc… I’ll pass. Pass on the hair and makeup and clothes too, I can roll out of bed, jump in the shower for 5 minutes and I’m good to go any day of the week. Guys rule!! 😛
Me: You have a point on it being easier to be a guy but I think it’s much more interesting to be a woman. You guys definitely have it easier.
Guy friend: I’ll take easy over interesting any day! 😛
Me: Makes sense…you’re a guy 😀
Guy friend: That’s right, I’m all man! 😉