Teen Crushes Edition

You have been given 3 parachutes, but there are 4 people who need them. Who will you not give one to: Corey Haim, Kirk Cameron, Fred Savage or Ricky Schroeder?

Do not forget, they are really really high up and they need the parachute to save them.


  1. Jennifer

    February 17, 2006 at 2:42 pm

    Kirk Cameron will be going down without a parachute. He’s going to heaven anyway, right?

  2. duane

    February 17, 2006 at 3:07 pm

    If Kirk Cameron were on a plane, edge of a cliff, on the top of a building, ANYWHERE where he could fall to his death; I would not only NOT give him the parachute, I would push him. He is a right winged conservative homophobic bigot, and there isn’t any part of me that wants to save someone that wants me to go to hell so badly.

  3. Robin

    February 17, 2006 at 3:10 pm

    I’m with Kirk as well…he’s always annoyed me…even more so now.

  4. Chatty

    March 28, 2008 at 8:01 am

    Corey – he won’t feel the impact because of the drug induced stupor he’d be in!

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