Last night I decided that maybe it’s Stewie’s accent that makes what he says more funny than offensive or maybe it’s the fact he’s a baby. It’s just if you read some of his quotes as just text it’s much more harsh than when the quirky baby says it with a brittish accent.
There’s always been a lot of tension between Lois and me, and it’s not so much that I want to kill her, it’s just, I want her not to be alive anymore.
Hello, mother. I come bearing a gift. I’ll give you a
hint. It’s in my diaper and it’s not a toaster.
Lois: Stewie why don’t you play in the other room?
Stewie: Why don’t you burn in hell?
Did you forge my name? How dare you! Is this backwards “S” supposed to be cute? I’m going to crap double for you tonight!
I’d just love to meet a kid like him.