The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease.  The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior.

The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced “gonna re-elect him.”  Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the previous four years.

Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected  include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all-or-nothing behavior, and pronunciation difficulties.

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few  years ago from a bush found in Texas.

11 Thoughts on “Beware of new STD

  1. Charred on February 1, 2006 at 9:55 am said:

    Pffft…enough of the lame “dubya” jokes already. Find some original content, instead of bleating the same thing as the rest of the sheep.

  2. two other main symptoms that are probably the worst, are bigotry and racism.

    Sounds like Charred may have some of those symptoms?!

  3. Charred is just Jealous because he isn’t on the computer chatting with hot babes all day…

  4. LUCKY!!!!!

  5. Charred on February 1, 2006 at 11:30 am said:

    meh.

  6. Hey I find something funny I want to share I post it. If I catered to everyone else what would be the point? If you don’t like what I do then don’t come here.

  7. Charred on February 1, 2006 at 1:08 pm said:

    *snicker*
    Just a wee bit sensitive for someone who asked for smacks on I Talk Too Much, aren’tcha? ;)

  8. Well I’m safe! Thankfully this STD can only be contracted once, and the whole fucking country caught it during the ’04 elections ;)

  9. Charred you cought me on a bad day, very bad day. Normally I would have let it go and now I will. Thanks for your comments.

    Crystal – luckily I didn’t catch it either.

  10. Charred on February 1, 2006 at 2:00 pm said:

    We’re all grumpy sometimes.

    No blood, no foul.

    ;)

  11. I thought it was funny….and I uhm….voted for him in 2000 & 2004. lol

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