You must not be a Masshole
There is this woman at work who is litterally the sweetest and most upbeat person in the whole world. If she ever says anything negative she doesn’t make it sound that way.
She was telling us how she lost the water in her house the on the Wednesday before Christmas and the town sent people in to fix it. They dug up her whole yard and made a mess. She had to use a hose from her yard for her water. Then there was a gas leak and as you can imagine this all went on for days. It got so bad for Christmas she and her husband and her cat had to spend Christmas in their car.
Mind you she’s telling this story with a big smile on her face and laughing. She tells us how she brought out all the workers bread and coffee.
The rest of us look at her and tell her while telling that story we would have added in several choice swear words. I just look at her and say:
“You weren’t born in Massachusetts were you?”
Everyone laughs…they laugh because they know it’s true 😆