Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice
4 large eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila

Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
level cup and drink. Turn on the electric mixer…Beat one cup of
butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar…Beat again.

At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
another cup. Just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs
and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the
frigging fruit off floor… Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets
stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample
the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink.
Whatever you can find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin
360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl
through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure
to put the stove in the dishwasher.



  1. duane

    December 12, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    YAY! Something fun for today!

  2. Robin

    December 12, 2005 at 12:52 pm

    Fun can’t hurt.

  3. golfwidow

    December 12, 2005 at 2:09 pm

    I use a similar recipe with beer. You can add one beer to any recipe … step one is “Drink half of beer”, then follow the remaining steps, and for the final step, “Drink remaining beer.” I’ve yet to find a recipe it doesn’t work with.

  4. Robin

    December 12, 2005 at 2:13 pm

    I’d say anything with alcohol in it will help. Thanks for stopping by Golfwidow.

  5. Blueyes

    December 12, 2005 at 2:55 pm

    You know I was skimming through that and got stuck on Tequila..I was like eh? Then read the rest of it lol….I do that with whiskey every now and then 🙂

  6. Robin

    December 12, 2005 at 3:24 pm

    I don’t do hard alcohol anymore so I’d have to just make some cosmopolitans.

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