Sounds like my friends 😀
1. When you are sad – I will help you get drunk and plot revenge
against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue – I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile – I will know you’ve finally had sex.
4. When you are scared – I will rag on you about it every chance I
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how
much worse it could be and tell you to quit whining.
6. When you are confused – I will use little words.
7. When you are sick – stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don’t want whatever you have.
8. When you fall – I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath…I pledge it till the end. Why, you ask?
Because you are my friend.