A teacher was telling her class of a problem she said “if there are three birds on a branch and I shoot one how many are left?”

Now johnny who gave contraversial answers said “none miss.” The teacher replied “how did you come up with that answer?” and he replied “well the noise of the gun will have scared the others away.”

The teacher then said “that was not the answer i was looking for the answer i was looking for was two but i like the way u think. ”

Johnny asked “miss can i ask you a question if there were three women walking down the street each has a lolly one is licking it one is biting it and the other is sucking it which one is married?” and the teacher replied “the one sucking it” then johnny replied “NO the one with the wedding ring on her finger but i like the way u think.”


  1. jill

    November 5, 2005 at 9:37 am

    That’ funny, a little scary but funny.

  2. Janet

    November 5, 2005 at 8:40 pm

    LOL i love your jokes.

  3. Robin

    November 5, 2005 at 9:07 pm

    I do find good ones…thanks to forwards from friends mainly.

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