Dubya looks for advice

One night, George W. Bush is tossing restlessly in
his White House bed.

He awakens to see George Washington standing by him
Bush asks him, “George, what’s the best thing I can do to help the
country?”

“Set an honest and honourable example, just as I
did,” Washington advises, and then fades away….

The next night, Bush is astir again, and sees the
ghost of Thomas Jefferson moving through the darkened bedroom. Bush
calls out, “Tom, please! What is the best thing I can do to help the
country?”

“Respect the Constitution, as I did,” Jefferson
advises, and dims from sight………

The third night sleep still does not come for Bush.
He awakens to see the ghost of FDR hovering over his bed. Bush
whispers, “Franklin, what is the best thing I can do to help the country?”

“Help the less fortunate, just as I did,” FDR
replies and fades into the mist………..

Bush isn’t sleeping well the fourth night when he
sees another figure moving in the shadows. It is the ghost of Abraham
Lincoln. Bush pleads, “Abe, what is the best thing I can do right
now to help the country?”

Lincoln replies, “Go see a play.”

2 Comments

  1. Ayannali

    November 2, 2005 at 7:20 pm

    Well that was definately to the point…hehehe

  2. Gemini

    November 3, 2005 at 10:32 am

    LOL I like the way Abe thinks! lol

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