To brighten your liberal day

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window
and asks, “What happened?”

“Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million
ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him
fire. We are going from car to car to take up a collection.”

The driver asks, “How much is everyone giving on average?”

“About a gallon.”

  1. Becky

    October 6, 2005 at 12:27 pm


  2. Sue

    December 8, 2005 at 9:06 pm

    try this one….go to, type “failure” and click “I’m feeling lucky”.

  3. Robin

    December 8, 2005 at 9:23 pm

    Yeah I’ve done that before, it’s great.

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